After nearly a decade of development hell where the creator could not let go of his ego and allow actual artists to interpret his game, we finally get a film only iPad-raised children and die-hard fans (babies) could possibly get behind.
Every plot point of the script is so aggressively telegraphed that to call it "predictable" is an insult to the sun rising.
Hunger Games guy and the chick from You were okay I guess, but the other performances were horrendous. Also, I instantly guessed the man-child actor was some sort of low-effort YouTube FNAF clickbait "content creator" who was an embarrassing presence in this film.
The puppets being created by the Jim Henson studio generally looked like garbage and are probably the worst thing to come out of the studio since his death in 1990. Covering them in CGI doesn't exactly help either. The cupcake was particularly egregious as it looked completely goofy and toothless and did not incite any terror. Not that anything in this movie possibly could unless an actual baby were to subjected to this trite.
P. S. I don't care about who Springtrap is or the line he ripped off from Terminator. And the closing credits song sounds like an eight year old made it.
Every plot point of the script is so aggressively telegraphed that to call it "predictable" is an insult to the sun rising.
Hunger Games guy and the chick from You were okay I guess, but the other performances were horrendous. Also, I instantly guessed the man-child actor was some sort of low-effort YouTube FNAF clickbait "content creator" who was an embarrassing presence in this film.
The puppets being created by the Jim Henson studio generally looked like garbage and are probably the worst thing to come out of the studio since his death in 1990. Covering them in CGI doesn't exactly help either. The cupcake was particularly egregious as it looked completely goofy and toothless and did not incite any terror. Not that anything in this movie possibly could unless an actual baby were to subjected to this trite.
P. S. I don't care about who Springtrap is or the line he ripped off from Terminator. And the closing credits song sounds like an eight year old made it.
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