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Dragonball Evolution (2009)
the 7th worst film adaptation I have ever seen
What do you get when you hire a writer who never watched Dragon ball in his whole life who obviously just goggled dragon ball and started writing a mediocre kids movie with a Dragon ball theme? You get a Disastrous, Disappointing Insult to the franchise, Every actor is miscast the Fiction is completely inaccurate, the story is poorly written, the special effects look dated, there are so many missing characters from the show like: Krillin, Korin, Kami, Mr Popo, Vegeta even the Ox King is nowhere to be seen.
Akira Toriyama had input for this movie that Hollywood completely ignored and this is what they get for ignoring the creator, this movie is in the same league as Speed Racer it tries too hard to appeal to the new generations and ignores old generations you know the generations that grew up watching the show. I can't find one positive thing in this movie this movie basically killed the dragon ball franchise, Just watch the show and Avoid this garbage the show is legendary this movie is horrible.
Epic (2013)
it's not very good
this is a very weak movie, the plot was blatantly ripped off from fern gully, the jokes (whither they were intended for children or adults) were not funny nor did they give any character comic relief. The story was really boring and the plot elements were mediocre, the title is very misleading as well it really doesn't live up to its name.
The animation isn't to impressive either I guess because I see CG so much I'm nit picky about it, but other movies impressed me like: The Polar Express and Toy Story. There isn't a lot of moral fiber in this movie either, it's like its soul purpose is to entertain you for a while and I expect more in a kids movie.
If you want to see it be my guest, just don't expect much
Man of Steel (2013)
Not bad, but could have been better
so man of steel isn't bad, but it could have been better. The ending was disappointing because what happens? he breaks zod's neck I was expecting something better than that. The plot where they plan to rebuild krypton and destroy earth was blatantly ripped of from Transformers: Dark Of The Moon a movie I personally hated, the acting I think is kind of mixed: Amy Adams was a miscast so was Laurence Fishbourne, however Russel Crowe and Henry Cavill perfect, Micheal Shannon was an Okay choice but he's not as good as Terence Stamp, the supporting cast was good though like: Diane Wiest, Kevin Costner and Christopher Miloni. Overall this movie is not as good as the 1979 movie, but it is worth a watch if you haven't seen it yet, but me personally I'm sticking to the Christopher Reeve movies their just a hard act to follow
Die Abenteuer von Pico und Columbus (1992)
the 3rd worst animated movie I have ever seen
this why I hate most of Germany's films, they rarely make a good movie and this is no exception. the dubbing was rushed, the history is completely inaccurate, the characters are mediocre and under developed, the animation is lazy I mean I've seen better animation in a Saturday Morning Cartoon, every actor is miscast and there is some very disturbing visuals for a children's movie like hanging and pulling a spyglass out of a mans privates. Good grief Uwe Boll was bad enough without more German filmmakers bleeding the industry, in fact the only good movie that Germany ever made was Metropolis in 1929. so do yourself a favor and read a book instead and avoid this movie.
Myra Breckinridge (1970)
The Worst Comedy I've Ever Seen
Myra Breckenridge has everything you don't want to see in a movie from start to finish. The comedy is Disturbing, Offensive, Obscene and just Sickening. I didn't even want to see the ending it was that bad, but I had to keep strong and I'm never watching this move again in my life. Why did all these big star even agree to this movie, huh? Rachael Welch, John Carradine, even George Furth. Although there we Big Star in this movie before they were big stars like: Farrah Fawcett and Tom Selleck, and I say sorry to you two for even being in the credits of this movie. I don't know why some people consider this a Cult Film because there is nothing in this movie that people can relate to, not even the sexual content or the Characters.
Bucky Larson: Born to Be a Star (2011)
The 5th Worst Comedy I've Seen
yet another quick buck for Happy Madison,this movie is almost as bad as Jack and Jill. this movie was a blatant and unfunny rip off of Boogie Nights and A Star Is Born, and on top of that some scenes make you want to hurl instead of laugh. If you pirated this movie don't feel ashamed because nobody should buy the DVD or even rent it which I did regrettably, so if you want a movie that's more entertaining than this get Boogie Nights or A Star Is Born instead. Adult Humor is only funny if its written with context, in this movie however it is extremely childish, crude and just disgusting. now I've seen Happy Madison make good movies in the past, but this one just deserves to be forgotten
Mac and Me (1988)
the worst Si-fi movie of all time
this film is nothing but a blatant rip off of E.T. with bad acting, bad dialog and bad directing. the sponsors who invested in this movie would have been disappointed and if McDonalds were hoping to raise money for the McDonalds house charity were idiots in fact this movie cost the charity money I mean that money could have saved people from starving to death but they decided to waste it on this insult to entertainment it makes Garbage Pail Kids The Movie look like The Godfather, it makes Howard The Duck look like Indiana Jones it makes Slumdog millionaire look like the Shawshank Redemption and thats why Mac and Me is the worst Si-fi movie of all time, AVOID THIS MOVIE AT ALL COSTS!!