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This Land (2004)
This Land is made for you and Me.
I must admit in the past years I've only seen a few good cartoons mostly Disney Animated Films or The Tripelets of Belleville.But however out of all those this is the best.This short is about John Kerry and George Bush having a Rap Battle type sing off by singing to the song This Land.Now there hasn't been a good animated short since A Close Shave(1995) which makes this film the best in 10 years.Unfortunately the idiots working at the Oscars won't probably even bother nominating this due to mocking Bush and Kerry.This has a lot of Funny Moments but I don't want to spoil it so I'll let you see it for yourself.I just hope that somewhere there's an internet Film Awards and that this gets a nomination in it because it is indeed a classic.
Overall 10/10 equals to *****/5
Twilight Zone: The Movie (1983)
You wanna see something really scary?
***SPOILERS*** ***SPOILERS*** Well I must admit I love this movie a great follow up to the Twilight Zone (1959). Reviews Prolouge:Two Men in a car are listening to a song on a cassette they start to play a TV Trivia Type Game they pull over and the passenger(Dan Akroyd) says "You wanna see something really scary?Then he turns into a werewolf and attacks and possibly kills him then it goes up to show the theme song and opening credits
Review:Excellent way to begin the movie if Rod Serling was alive at the time he would have loved it.Thats something you would expect in The Twilight Zone 10/10 Segment 1:Dunno
Review:Never saw it
Segment 2:A bunch of old people wish to go back to their childhood and this old guy says to meet him at midnight and that night they go outside and they all of a sudden they become children and play there childhood games.
Review:Great Segment thought it wasn't scary it was definately a spirited demonstration.Oh yea and that one guy who was a teen kid looks like the kid from the movie Peter Pan (2003).
Segment 3:This teacher meets a child who has special powers and can do anything and makes everyone have "happy thoughts"
Review:Great segment it has Suspense,Horror,and Comedy all in one.What I thought was funny was seeing that girl go into a tv and get eaten by a monster.The ending was a little corny with him letting his family go like that heck I would have merged them all into one human.But the original was a lot better
Segment 4:A man on a plane spots a monster on it that is trying to destroy the plane which makes everyone think hes crazy.
Review:A classic I must admit this is my favorite segment of them all with the guy destroying the window on the plane and the end which I'm about to mention in just a few sentences.Well at the end the guy breaks the windows but the monster flies away and is never seen for the rest of the movie.Afterwards it shows that the plane has landed on the ground and a grounds crew investigates it and sees the damage.Now heres the scary/funny part it shows the man in a ambulance possibly on his way to the mentol hospitol the man whos driving it says here lets play some music.Then the song from the beginning plays and the man says "Hey I like this song".He starts doing stuff then the man reveals his face and it shows its the passenger in the car from the prolouge and then he says "You wanna see something really scary?" then it cuts to show the mans scared face like "No,No,Noooooooooooooooo!"then the credits roll with a different song and just like how they did it in the original presuming the man on the plane suffered the same fate as the driver at the beginning
Best Actor:Dan Akroyd....The Medic/Passenger 10/10
Legends (2003)
Great Show
I watched this just a couple weeks ago and I found it very interesting for once a ghost show with facts.My favorite segment was the one when it shows this farm guy sees ghosts of a dead show.This is also one of my favorite specials.I recommend this to all ghost lovers.
10/10