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8/10
Great Zombie Short!
20 January 2024
I thought this was a great attempt at a modern day Zombie short film. Especially when you take into consideration the budget. I'm sure they had little to work with. Was it a top notch film? No ....But that is what the shorts are all about. When you consider its place in films. This was a great flick! I would love to see what they could do with a big budget.

The effects in this one was very good considering what they had to work with. I have seen some directors and crew that had money and the effects were absolute trash! The young lady that played Zombie Girl did awesome! She is one gorgeous girl and fit the part perfectly. I really hope there is a follow up or a full version in our future. I don't understand some of these comments and 2 star ratings. What do these people expect from a very small group and budget? It was a indie short for gods sake! Not a multi million dollar production.

Give these guys and gals the credit they deserve!
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Parade of the Dead (2010 Video)
1/10
Zombie Movie?
20 January 2024
I am a big fan of Zombie movies and when I came across "Parade Of The Dead. It had over a 5 star rating. I was exited because its hard to find Zombie movies that are good and I haven't seen them yet. It didn't take very long to realize the ratings have been fluffed. This is basically a Hip Hop movie about a band from Australia. There is very little to do with Zombies. Its not funny and in my opinion the music is awful. If you fast forward through the hip hop performances and interviews with the band. You might find 15 minutes worth of weak Zombie footage. Whoever helped fluff the ratings on this movie should be ashamed of themselves. The story line meets nothing of what the plot shows! Its bad from start to finish. Do yourself a favor and just re-watch "Return Of The Living Dead" That's what I ended up doing.......lol.
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Clown Shank (2014)
1/10
Jr. High Drama Club Could Do Better!
2 November 2023
Please don't waste your time on this movie. I have seen better from the Jr. High School Drama Club. Its almost like this was just a joke to them. There are no special effects, the plot (Or Lack Off) made no sense at all. The acting was horrid. I'm not sure how the rating was an 8.4 unless the director had his friends rate it. I got sucked in because of the rating. The clown has a plastic knife and they didn't even try to hide it. There we're no special effects. I think they filmed it with a 1984 Handy Cam. Do yourself a favor and pick almost anything else out there with Clown in the name and you will be better off! If I could give it a Zero I would. It don't even deserve the one rating.
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Serenity Farm (2014)
1/10
Waste Of Time
21 October 2023
What an absolute waste of time. I generally love B Horror movies. This one was bad in every way! The acting was not good. The story didn't make much sense. The sound effects were terrible! I mean come on. Why did the Zombie/Sick/Homeless/Monster killers all sound like pigs? It was so dark that they didn't have to worry about the make up on the Zombie/Sick/Homeless/Monsters because you couldn't see anything.

Lets not even try to dissect the acting. It was like a play from a bad drama school. You know the one. When they put the sword under their arm and die a slow weird death, before hitting the floor. Well that basically happens in this one. Do your self a favor and don't waste time on this. There are many great cheesy or B Horror movies out there. That deserve your attention. This one don't!
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Assimilate (I) (2019)
8/10
Different Take On Body Snacher Type Series
23 November 2022
Yes the story line has been done but this is a little different take on it. I think the story-line was great and the young actors really held their own. The writers did a good job except for how long it took to get to any kind of point. They could have shortened the explanation of what was happening and added more action scenes.

It was exactly 53 Minutes into a 1 hour 30 minute movie before seeing any kind of real action or explanation. The young actors and actresses really carried this movie. I think it is definitely a good watch for anyone that likes the old body snatcher movies from back in the day.

Its worth a watch in my opinion!
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1/10
What A Waste Of Talent
23 November 2022
It was like the script was written by a kindergartner as a school project. There were no cleaver lines, nothing pulled the story together, and it ended with no real closure.

I love the Zombie type movies (Even The Dumb Ones) This just had no class about it and it actually had decent actors in it. I'm not sure how some of them even accepted the scrips. They had to dumb down their acting ability's to do the movie! Do yourself a favor and skip this one.

The scary part is this made it to theaters! There are sooooo many good ones that go straight to video. I just don't get the movie scene right now!
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1/10
Absolutly Not Worth Your Time!
12 November 2022
I enjoy B-Movies, Indies, Project Movies, and Low Budget Style Horror.

There are a ton of great ones out there that have up and comers or just for fun type actors, directors, projects, and cool scripts. The ones that I enjoy might have a low budget but the actors or story will carry it. This was none of those things! It was not clever.....Nor did it have any type of good acting. It was just terrible. Its like they didn't even try to make a decent film.

I have seen high school kids with a handy just cam blow this garbage out of the water. The writing was not good and the actors were horrible! My guess is the geriatric thug had something to do with the funding or directing. His roll seemed very forced and not believable at all! It seems to me like he placed himself in a main roll that didn't fit. Him being the king-pin/thug was not believable at all.

When I give bad reviews. I usually try to come up with some kind of positives. I truly did not find one positive in this movie to even talk about. I have seen school plays with more interesting dialog and acting. Do yourself a favor and skip this for just about anything else!
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1/10
WOW Really?
10 May 2012
I knew going in this movie would not be high budget and I like watching b type movies. This was not even worthy of a b rating. I could tell right away this was going to be real bad when the camera man has to use the camera to pull off effects by shaking it and using extreme blurry close ups that are way too fast. This piece of crap should have never even made it to DVD. I agree with what other said about the actors. There were a couple that I thought since they were in the movie. It couldn't be too bad. I was WRONG!............. Shame on anyone who is currently renting or selling this movie. I am a sucker for a good or half way good Zombie or Vampire movie. This movie was neither, even though they lead you to believe it was. They were like an infected rabid animal or something and not even a good one. The plot was bad the make up was bad and even the acting from a couple of seasoned actors. I hope they were roped into this movie and did not do it by choice. I think the budget on this film was a little over a million dollars. I know that's not a lot of money for a movie these days but I have seen decent horror movies made with a lot less and it turned out better than this. I suggest finding another movie and let this one die!
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