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Valet Girls (1986)
Awful
A truly awful movie, it's no wonder the two lead idiots never acted again. If you want an example of everything bad about 80's movies then this is the show for you.
The "story" concerns a rich Hugh Hefner type guy who hosts fabulous parties full of big players in the movie and music industries. A team of female valets get a job working these parties. That's really about it as far as plot goes. There's just about every stupid character you can think of- the sleazy Hollywood star, coke-sniffing music producer, dumb bodybuilders (who have about 2 lines of dialogue between them), a "comedy" midget driver who all the girls adore, etc, etc.....
In the end the Heff type guy gets his, the Hollywood sleaze get's photographed without his dentures and wig and one of the girls get's a record deal.
Do yourself a favour and skip this one if you're ever tempted to watch it.
1/10
Iron Thunder (1988)
Worst film ever
Honestly, this may be the worst film ever made. And I've seen a lot of bad movies.
Terrible acting, direction, editing, music (definitely the worst use of music since Steve McQueens "The Hunter") and any other category you would care to rate. The ONLY thing that wasn't terrible was the lighting, and the only reason I noticed that was because I was looking for something positive to say.
Unbelievable, and its refreshing to know that "the Amp" never got near a camera again.
0/10