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Reviews
Alex Cross (2012)
Acting talent not required
WORST acting ever. Script is cheesy and predictable. I quit watching it after 20 minutes. Matthew Fox was even just so-so; he is capable of much better. Boo BOOOOOO!! I think I would rather go to a funeral than watch this movie. There would be real emotion at a funeral. If you gave me $10 to watch this movie, I wouldn't. Not even for $20. Actually, I think $100 is the minimum amount of money that it would take to make me watch this movie from start to finish. Back to the Netflix warehouse as quick as I can to get the next Mad Men disc. I'm not sure why anyone would pay money to see this movie. It also has ruined any chance of me ever trying to read a James Patterson book. Next time, maybe Spielberg should be considered to produce. This nonsense would not have occurred if someone like Spielberg had been making the decisions. At first I thought it was bad acting. Then I thought it was a bad script. But I have come to the conclusion that it is both. Hands down the worst movie ever.
Helen (2008)
Helen and Joy?
Bizarre. Bad. I felt that until the last 7 minutes, that Joy and Helen were the same person. I thought Joy/Helen had multiple personality disorder. I think the directors wanted me to think that. It turns out not to be so, but I can't get over the idea that the directors intentionally fooled me into thinking it. It needs more. It felt cut off without closure. The "re-enactment" was never completed. Who ever heard of re-enacting a crime to be filmed anyway? The only time I have heard of that is for a show like Unsolved Mysteries. I have never heard of it happening within the first days of a missing persons investigation. Maybe they conduct police investigations differently in the UK/Ireland than in the U. S. This film is not for a person who didn't get sufficient sleep the night before. It will put you to sleep rather than intrigue you! Or, if it does intrigue you, you will be left with unanswered questions and wondering why you just wasted an hour and twenty minutes of your time.