Oh, it's awful. I guess all that writers' strike at play. Or chatGPT wrote the script. Wait, I saw scripts by chatGPT, they are so much better.
There is no writing at all. They should have left dancing and cut everything else. Crazy whining character of Selma is either sick fantasy of some 58 years old virgin, or some attempt to make fun at women.
And about dancing - they should have cut 7/10 of them too. I mean I'm no prude, I used to dance strip myself, but sticking and rubbing a crotch at some unaware elderly woman's nose, who expected to get to a theatre to some classic show... And wiping floors with her theatre dress and hair in front of her husband and friends... I'd punch that crotch at any attempt to get near me in such situation. What was at place in previous films - is out of turn in victorian theatre and with anaware audience.
And I've seen very good erotic shows in private theatres! Much much more nudity, but much less vulgarity. You see, when you want to show sex, there are plenty more ways than just scrotum rubbing and dick twiching. Depends only on the wideness of choreographer's fantasy.
Well, no need to remember about reality. Staging such numbers as with balerina in 1.5 day, professional dancers of very high level coming from other countries to dance plain strip - and rather vulgar as it was on reps... Well unrealistic syncing in half a day was in previous film too.
There were 20 pretty good dancers, but we didn't see them dance. Actually the only memorable and choreograpically content dance was the one in the water with balerina. But I saw something very similar at the semester concert at our erotic dance course for students and housewifes 20 years ago. Guess what? 2 students, 21 and 17 years old, made all the choreography while having sex after school, before mother of one of them came from work. And none of them was ballerina. Or any professional dancer.
Well, I wasn't very impressed by 1st two films, the dialogs and everything outside dancing was dull and unsmart. But they were at least fun (sometimes), light and with dancing. And the show in XXL was quite good, that's why I entered watching 3rd one, tempted by a group dance in a theatre. But this one... Almost no dancing and awful, AWFULLLLLLLL everything outside dancing.
Such films should come out with timecodes for dancing and a VERY short summary of all other plot. For those who like smart writing and good dance.
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