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The Wrath of Becky (2023)
Gore is good story line is weak
This movie is basically a leftist dream. It's propaganda that Antifa dream about, right bad left good, woman strong man stupid mentality. If you have purple hair, believe men can be women or that everyone who doesn't share your opinions in politics is a "literal Nazi" then this movie will have you drooling. Hell you'll probably even be stupid enough to believe a 16 year old girl can beat down a bunch of fully grown men in clueing combat veterans. Just like you were probably stupid enough to believe when she was 12 in the previous movie she hunts down and kills a bunch of hardened prison escapees.
Whoever wrote this movie must have had about 3 brain cells which ironically I think watching this movie killed more than that for me so hopefully the creator never watched it otherwise he's probably in the brain cell negative zone.
Rocky Handsome (2016)
This is how you kill a great movie.
This is an Indian remake of a man from no where. Now I would normally avoid any Indian movie like I would avoid a man eating shark but since A man from no where is a Korean masterpiece I figured I will give this a shot. I regretted this with every passing minute. The fact this movie is based around the Korean masterpiece should be a crime and everyone involved should be arrested and given life with no parole because a murder has occurred this movie was absolute garbage. The best actor is a child, they filled it with lame Bollywood style music numbers and totally murdered an absolute masterpiece if I had the option of swimming across the Antarctic while being chased by man eating sharks or watching this movie again I would only just choose to watch this again but something tells me a few minutes in I would start limbering up because the first choice would be looking better.
American Horror Story: The Future Perfect (2021)
Skip straight to the credits it's the best part
This season was total cancer. Watching killed more brain cells than the writers of this crap had to start with. Stabbing my eyes out with forks would be more appealing to me than watching this season ever again. Terrible writing, average or below average acting, clear left wing anti-human and social politics agenda the whole way. Possible one of the worst seasons of any show I've ever seen in my life I feel dumber for watching it.
Texas Chainsaw Massacre (2022)
Finally a movie not ruined by Hollywood wokism
Movie was great, up there with the best TCM movie to date. Sure it has the woke yuppies in it but they are the bait, although the whole 50 years in hiding don't seem to make any sense. Assuming Leatherface was 20 when he went in the rampage that makes him over 70 and that makes no sense I just look past that plot hole though and really enjoyed it. Hope it gets some sequels.
Resident Evil: Welcome to Raccoon City (2021)
Not bad. Casting of Jill and Leon was terrible tho
As the title states, the movie wasn't too bad actually sticks to the game a little unlike the Milla J movies. But Jill was a total miscast I'm assuming that's to add a little diversity to the movie as you can't have an all white main cast these days regardless to whether the movie is a tribute to a game the actress was good but I just don't see her as Jill Valentine. Now Leon Kennedy this is the worst part of the movie the miscasting of him is terrible the guy looks nothing like Leon and the make the guy a total screw up nothing like the game at all. Remove Leon from this movie and it gets a better rating. But overall pretty good.
MacGruber (2021)
Brilliant and funny if you like this kind of comedy.
The people leaving such low reviews are clearly not really fans of the movie. This is a specific kind of comedy you love it or hate it there's no in between. If you grew up requiring safe spaces this is probably not for you but if you are an 80's or even 90's kid with a good sense of humour then you should get some good laughs out of this.
Dexter: New Blood (2021)
Another great series ruined with wokism.
When will Hollywood learn that this woke crap is pandering to less than 10% of the population. Sure they are loud but they are not going to pay the bills. So this will unfortunately be another example of go woke go broke and ruin one of the greatest series of my generation. Very dissapointing.
Ted Bundy: Falling for a Killer (2020)
This is about feminism not Ted Bundy.
Once again woke culture has taken the front seat and ruined what had the potential to be an interesting documentary.
Black Mirror: Striking Vipers (2019)
Worst episode of the series.
This is an hour of my life I wish I spent washing dishes or doing the laundry both things I hate doing but both better than this episode. Extremely disappointing episode.
Dave Chappelle: Equanimity (2017)
Starts off great then nosedives.
Dave is stunning and brave as he spend 2/3rds of his routine apologising to the left and tagging on Trump as if it's edgy then spends 20 mins telling the Emmet Till story Didn't laugh once after about the 17 min mark. Glad I watched sticks and stones before this garbage or I probably would have skipped it.