I am so angry... I made a terrible mistake this morning when I decided to wear my sports (pulse) watch and not taking it off before seeing this.... this.. farse of a movie.. I enjoyed the buildup. I enjoyed getting angry at "Marla" played by Rosamund Pike because i just could not wait to see her get what she deserverd. But then it never happened. And the end did not redeem anything for me.
Apparently the russian mafia according to this movie is the most incompetent organisation that exists because not only did she manage swimming an entire ocean with enough alcohol that were supposed to make her drunk enough to drive off a cliff, she can also hold hear breath for 10 minutes, but wait! There's more! Her girlfriend is the world champion of gas consumption. Oh and suddenly she is James Bond incarnate.
She can track cars with a fake license plate, and she uses disguises and tranquilizers and stun guns like she have been a CIA operative in Afghanistan for 10 years. And when they learn the russian mafia is after them, are they worried? Nooo. Lets just go head to head, because the retirenment industry has taught her so much mob tactics. This movie infuriates me, and not in a good way. ANGRY!!! What a waste of my time this movie is.. SO ANGRY!
Apparently the russian mafia according to this movie is the most incompetent organisation that exists because not only did she manage swimming an entire ocean with enough alcohol that were supposed to make her drunk enough to drive off a cliff, she can also hold hear breath for 10 minutes, but wait! There's more! Her girlfriend is the world champion of gas consumption. Oh and suddenly she is James Bond incarnate.
She can track cars with a fake license plate, and she uses disguises and tranquilizers and stun guns like she have been a CIA operative in Afghanistan for 10 years. And when they learn the russian mafia is after them, are they worried? Nooo. Lets just go head to head, because the retirenment industry has taught her so much mob tactics. This movie infuriates me, and not in a good way. ANGRY!!! What a waste of my time this movie is.. SO ANGRY!
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