Reviews

I must agree with thernan2's review for this awful film. It's just soooooo entertaining, every staple of nazi zombiedom is at play here, and, there's a fantastic cyborg house painter in a fly saucer. Jake Busey in fine form indulging in the ridiculous, as was the whole cast, just like his Pa. Chip off the ol' block. The CGI is pretty good, the script is occasionally dubious, the writers were off their rocker, N.a.t.C.o.t.E. is as mad a title as anything from the 50's and good job too. If you like 'Iron Sky' o '25th Reich' try this.

'Taste this marinade' 'No' 'Smell the marinade' 'I smoke 20 joints a day. I wouldn't smell my hair if it was on fire'

This is the kind of humour you are up against with this movie and I love it. The Green Butchers is a wry, dark but well executed movie that doesn't act like a brash, puke 'em up, farty yank movie would with the same subject matter. Oh no sir. None of that old rubbish here. Scandinavia wins again and this time it's a Danish offering. Two butchers work for a man who is less than impressed by their efforts so they go it alone and open their own butchers shop to escape his scathing criticisms and earn some self respect. The opening doesn't go well. Then there is an accident. Then there is a modicum of success. Then there is a lot of success, But, because of this there has to be another accident to keep up with supply and demand. People disappear. But the meat is so good. Do you see where I'm going with this.? Not one spoiler will there be in this review. I gave this movie 9/10. Why not the full 10? I hear you ask. Nothing is perfect in this world that's why. But The Green Butchers comes mighty close in my humble opinion. Get it people and enjoy. Oh by the way CANNIBLISM is a part of this movie. Even if it is by default. =-)