Change Your Image
taxfreeknight
Reviews
Kaala Paani (2023)
Good concept and story killed by melodrama and long stretch.
The series started promisingly but soon turned into a usual Bollywood rona dhona , kurbani , kasme wade etc etc. What could have well ended within 4 episodes was dragged upto 7 unnecessarily. The story and concept was good but every other actor was into vomit inducing melodrama. While watching some movies or series we wish they would never end . But this is not one of them. By the time you reach the 4th episode you are the edge of your seat not out of excitement but rather due to boredom and wanting to get out of the hall . In this case get out of the tablet.
It had so much potential but as usual our directors decided to add every known Indian movie masala, including lost and found formula, hirday pariwartan, , sacha khoya pyar , you name it and it has it. And all in melodramatic scenes made to release your tear banks but all it manages is to release your yawn.
Watch it if you have absolutely nothing else to watch including reruns or second timers.
Shazam! Fury of the Gods (2023)
Worst Pseudo Super Hero movie ever!
This felt more like an extremely bad bad fairy tale and less like a super Hero movie. Everytime Shazam opened his mouth I had to do everything to stop myself from throwing up.
The rest were no better .I felt they tried but fell spectacularly flat on their faces. If someone would sew up his mouth everytime he transformed into Shazam like they did with Deadpool before he had a solo movie might save the film from being a total disaster than it already is.
I want to use so many expletives for this sshhiit of a movie but I guess I'll just get a warning and the post would get deleted anyways.
Anyways, this is the worst movie of all time .All genre included. Please carry a puke bag before you venture out to watch this garbage. Only good part is the cameo by Gal Gadot. The Goddess of sexy!!
Jai Bhim (2021)
A good movie with plenty of noise pollution .
As with most good South movie , it is spoiled by too many unwanted noises created by the casts . I found it unbearably irritating the way the women in the movie , especially the wife of the victim cries in every scene unnecessarily. Tears are effective on screen when they are shown only when necessary , making it occur every second scene , combined with lots of wailing and bawling , just diminishes its effectiveness in garnering sympathy . If fact every time she started wailing I hoped the cop would shut her up . Maybe, it's only in the Hindi dubbed version that all these unnecessary loud noises are shown and not in its original format. But all the same a good movie was ruined by some very unwanted overacting by its female casts and a few male cast as well , like the short guy in the lock up as well as in the end at the court .what any guy in court would have given his statement in a normal and controlled manner , this fellow was overflowing with mile long tears and wailing with more unwanted noises .When he was doing his teary acts , I so wanted the cop or anyone in the movie to just kill him too , just to shut his bawling .It was that unbearable. Why couldn't the director make it more realistic and less melodramatic like rest of the movie ? Would have been well deserving the fantastic IMBD ratings had it not been for these stupid melodramas and sound pollutions . Having said that , the movie was an out an out entertaining movie and thoroughly captivating .
Desh Drohi (2008)
See it al your own risk of going insane .
Worst movie ever in the history of motion pictures. Everything about this movie sucks big time .
Empty (2011)
a couple back from a six day camping finds that the world as they knew it had changed for ever due to a gas crises .
My daily dose comprises of at least 3 movies of any kind.So u can be sure that I am a movie buff n a kind one at that.I like to keep criticism to myself, as a gesture of encouragement to the small timers.Even though I know ,I got a better chance of meeting Santa then of any movie maker ever reading my take on their movie. But this once,I just cant bear to let it ride.This movie is something you would show in a Nazi concentration camp ,for the sheer purpose of torture.I just wish I could put all the people involved in this movie in a torture chamber n the Geneva convention can take a hike. Like most of the reviewers here I too believe that they had a good concept if not a great one for the movie,,but instead they decided to postmortem it beyond recovery. The couple comes back from a camping trip after an odd six days only to find the world as they knew it has changed for ever due to the gas crises, and put a full stop to any kind of vehicular or other kind of movement and in the process bringing the world to a stand still. It makes u wonder if thats the only way to move around.And also how on earth did the people leave n to where when clearly they didn't have the gas for their wheels to do so.And which place would they go to because the crises has hit the whole of the USA(unless they all decided to trek all the way to Europe). But hello, six days!!. come on they very well had access to d net n radio through their cell phones because they hadn't gone to a no signal zone ,as you can make out that they were hardly a few miles away from the town n civilization.Surely some one, the guys brother or the females dad or just friends would have informed them about something as grave as this. But what really got to me was the constant bickering the two leads go through right from the word go and all the way to the merciful last scene.They argue over every nonsense thing under the sun n then some, which really gets under your skin.And a mannequin would have shown much more passion n better acting then the actors here.All the while I so badly wanted some one to chop them off, piece by piece n in slow mo n in details,whit me laughing all the time in glee through their pain n eventual death. Watch it only if you need motivation for anger.I could go on and on but my frustration is running off. Trash it.
The Tree of Life (2011)
Its about the complex relationship of a father(Brad Pitt) and son(Sean Penn) spanning over decades and about how they come to terms with the issue of their son/brothers death.
The sad part is that I got the movie and still found it awful,,to use a polite word. The has got to be most boring movie ever,hands down.In fact I had more fun reading the reviews while actually watching the movie.The actors including the young ones n the director himself has no clue what they are doing.The director might have had a plan in the beginning and then along the way forgot what it was and so he got this confused piece together. Its like taking a Rom_Com script and making it into a horror movie.But the worst part are the critics review of this movie, which in the 1st place was d reason I watched this movie. They are certainly on a different high to have liked this movie or they are simply putting up a "oh I m so deep" act in order not to be counted amongst the mortal class or may be they were just doing what they were paid a bunch of money to do so.Which ever is the case they are a fake lot. Avoid this movie like the plague.