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Skating Spectacular (2003 TV Special)
10/10
Anton Apollo OH NO!!!!
26 November 2003
OH NO is right. When his opponents see this ice man coming through the turns, that is what they are crying to themselves. He is a god and should one day be prime minister of the maltese falcon. He moves across the ice with the same effortless motion that Jeremy Roenick scores goals. BRILLIANT!!!
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10/10
More like John Bon Soul-vi
26 November 2003
I speak on behalf of the rest of the Missouri Comprimise when i say that Mr. Bon is a musical genius. I cannot even think about the word jovi without thinking about bon jovi. I'll tell you what, I'll take that to the bank!!! take my hand, readers, and we'll make it. I swear. wahhhh oh living on a praya!!! word to your mother
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yes!!!
26 November 2003
When i think of great movies, many come to mind. We have flicks like casablanca, the shawshank redemtion, schindler's list, and then we have Deer Avenger 2: Deer in the City. Breath taking it is. Simply breath taking. Actually now that i look at it i think it was a video game. And a good one at that. Possibly the best ever that isn't NHL 94. 10 out of 10
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75 Nurse Orgy (1999 Video)
I must be missing something
26 November 2003
Is it just me, or did anyone else count 76 nurses? Because I am pretty sure it was 76. Other than that, good movie. These young actresses did a really good job of portraying their characters fervor for being nurses and helping people. 9 out of 10 stars (only because of the extra nurse not included in the title)
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He does it again
26 November 2003
Jishi Luo, the most brilliant actor of our time does it once again with this masterpeice. The way he uses the chopsticks to build the ferris wheel, ITS PANDAMONIUM. He is pure genius. Only he would be able to get away with casting two actors named jong. I love him and i will one day marry him and we will live in the seventeenth century. Good movie, better video game. 10 out of 10
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easily the greatest second rate college football movie thats based in texas and had a female kicker
26 November 2003
No doubts about it. Come on you got to love this movie. Sinbad? More like Sin Awsome!!!!! This movie will make you laugh, it will make you cry, it will make you happy, it will make you sad, and most importantly it will make you rewind the tape so that you can watch it again cause it rocks so hard!!! GO NHL 94 CLUB!!!!! WOOO! 10 out of 10
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saving + silverman = john candy
25 November 2003
Dont pay attention to the heading, i dont get it either. The point is this movie is good. And not like giggle giggle good, but like that yogurt commercial good. It should really be called Neil is saving silverman cause the diamond man made this movie. A+ 10 out of 10
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Kazaam (1996)
number two all time greatest movie
25 November 2003
Yeah thats number two behind none other than shaq's other masterpeice "Steel" Who other bashes this movie is obviously deaf and mute because there is no way that his briliant acting and great costumes can steer any movie wrong. Loved it, youll love it, theyll love it and by they i mean you so really i guess its just you'll love it. 10 out of 10
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summing up the movie and its awsomeness
25 November 2003
Shhh, i cant hear. Whats that? 3 Ninjas Kick back is the best movie ever? Yeah thats right it is!!! Way better than the first one, the gang travels to Japan to help out grampa. This movie is jam packed with action and it has ninjas which is always good. After i saw the first movie, i thought to myself, "how can they possibly top this?" Well guess what, they did! This one is so much better. Straight up non stop action. The music totally rocked too. I give it a 10 out of 10 as far as kiddie ninjas in japan flicks go.
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Point Break (1991)
this movie is as great as the sky is blue
25 November 2003
If you have a pulse, then you will love this movie. Point break is way ahead of its time, i heard that the original release date was for 2049, thats how ahead of its time it is. Bohdi is possible the best character ever in american cinima. He delivers his lines with the same presision fluidity of his gnarly bottom turns. If i am half the man that he is than will someday rule the world. Rad movie 10 out of 10.
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Salute Your Shorts (1991–1992)
SPONGE FOR PRESIDENT
25 November 2003
As far as Nickalodian goes, best show ever. All of their shows now are horrible. I learned so much from this show like what color a giraffs tounge is 'n stuff. Never did like that Ug though. 9 out of 10 but doesnt compare to point break even though they have nothing to do with each other.
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Home Alone (1990)
the best
25 November 2003
This movie rates up there with all of the other greats such as all of the Karate Kids, Footloose, Rocky 5, and 3 ninjas. It is the perfect blend of awsomeness and gnarlyness. Not too lame yet not too radical. For years have I longed to be like young Kevin McAlister, living on my own, working with my hands, making christmas ornamints with dad's new fishing hooks, and making macaroni and cheese dinners, but there is only one Kevin and its not everyday you come across two crazy sidekicks like marv and harry. Oh god those guys crack me up. Overall i give this movie a 1232443 out of 10
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