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Hostel: Part III (2011)
Just in time for the holidays... how convenient !!
Going to keep this one short, as this movie deserves no better. This is like the PG-13 version of 'Hostel' All the things we like about 'Hostel' are no where to be found in this film. Very little gore, and its all off camera. Nothing has been added to the hostel story arc, other then the fact that they now brought the story to the US. Which was a bad mistake in my opinion, they should has left it in Europe. There is no character development whatsoever. The acting is bland at best. There is better special effects on prime-time television commercials. It pretty much seems to me that this was only made as a quick cash grab to cash in from the people that like this kind of series, at the time of year when most people have a little money to spend. Do yourself a favour and pick up the unrated version of the original on blue-ray instead, and stay far away from this corporate garbage as you can.
The Tapes (2011)
the magician, the star and the fool
A story about three tarot cards. The magician, the star and the fool. Let me start off by saying I'm a hardcore horror movie fanatic in my 40's, I've seen them all kiddies. I was looking forward to seeing this, I've heard it was 'shaky cam' 'blair witch' 'paranormal activity' with some satanic cult stuff thrown in. Man was I disappointed. This is the 'debut feature from director Lee Alliston and Scott Bates' written by Scott Bates Look at it this way, if you were given an opportunity to create a horror film. would you not go all out and do something truly amazing that would literally turn the genre upside-down. I mean something that people would be talking about for years to come and still get shivers. I can not understand why or how people get such an incredible opportunity... and this is the best script they can write. This movie is absolute garbage. CONTAINS SPOILERS About an hour of absolute nothing, then the final 17 minutes of 'shaky cam' running about. 2 people get stabbed 'off camera' (of course) END OF SPOILERS This movie even had a 'devil worship adviser' listed in the final credits, well he forgot to tell them the correct spelling of Belzeebob among just about anything else of any importance whatsoever pertaining to 'devil worship' The creepiest thing about this movie is the insane clown posse scarecrow in the trailer, and the fact I just spent 77 minutes of my life on this.