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Teen Wolf: The Movie (2023)
So many mad reviews, but hey yall gave them your eyes so the joke is you
Teen Wolf the tv show is and was and will always be an epic piece of MTV art. When i heard they were making a movie, I was definitely happy. I mean its like Endgame, most of the ogs are here. Sure Stiles isnt but if there ever is a Teen Wolf Too (get Jason Bateman on the phone right now!) Then maybe O'Brien could show up, unfortunately i will say his no-show sucks. I wish he was in it but he at least stays booked in Hollywood. Now as for Crystal Reed... Gawww is she still gorgeous or what? This is a show okay?? All of you crybabies are too far deep in this show about fictional werewolves. Spoilers: Im sad Tyler Hoechlin is no longer Derek, but he is Superman... So check his show out then? And if not rewatch all of his filmography.
Idc if the "lore" isnt loring with the original show. Im just glad we got the band back together. You all shouldn't review bomb or give a negative review on this movie just because its not keeping up with the show.. go rewatch the show then. Im sure Jeff Davis will continue to appreciate the view count. Bringing Allison back is the coolest thing ever. Bringing almost everyone back is the coolest thing ever.
BRINGING RATED R TEEN WOLF WITH BUTTCHEEKS AND CURSING IS THE COOLEST THING EVER.
I'd say this is an awesome follow up or "where have they been" kinda film.
Btw Orny still being Coach is just chef's kiss.
This film satisfied me and imma rewatch TW now. As for Wolf Pack.. yall go watch that then instead of this if that'll shut ya up.
S/O to Jackson for looking so damn good in that outfit he wore alongside Peter. Spiffy fellas.
Stay mad for a movie about werewolves yall. Yalls diapers need change bad. Lol.
Snow Day (2022)
Epic Fail
Firstly why is this a remake/reboot or whatever? Yall might as well screw up Good Burger and sheesh Jimmy Neutron! Remake everything with equally crud actors such as this! Jerry "Icarly" Trainor is a sellout. Dafuq? You need money that badly? No one can top Chris Elliot's roll from the ORIGINAL. I mean the OG wasnt good ... but it was OG Snow Day for a reason. This is an abomination for anyone. No one asked for this. Merry Cmas you filthy animals! Cant wait for The Adventures of Pete & Pete gets rebooted! The Amanda Show Remake better watch out cuz she's insanely insane! Amanda Please! Kids nowadays cant act. So i guess this film slides. Disgusting.
Blown Away (2019)
Katherine and Nick are the WORST
This show is mindblowing glass making fun! Only problem is the cringy "hosts" Katerine Grey and Nick Uhas or whatever... Nick looks like a little gremlin mixed with Maroon 5's Adam Lavine.. and that Katerine lady is BORINGLY annoying with her crap criticism. She thinks she's high and mighty but even her "clown" glass is mild at best. Me and my bff are watching s3 only and my god most of the contestants are cringe. From the transgender boring chick (who got eliminated thank god, cant even make a dice right!) to the crybaby who has to mention her dead husband EVERY episode! Like we get it: he's worm food for life... i would love to learn how to do glass creations, it looks stunning but the contestants and the crappy hosts make this show FORGETTABLE. 2 stars only for the glass sculptures!
The Netflix Afterparty: Shadow and Bone (2021)
The hell is wrong with you "reviews"?
Okay so yeah; the "comedian" (term used loosely..) is not funny and the other hosts and funny either. They pretty cringy BUT at least Ben Barnes was there lol. Quit crying and watch if you want or dont.
The Sounding (2017)
Boring
Teddy Sears makes up for this bland confusing boring mess of a movie. I mean the director/actress Cathrine Eaton or what is okay and shes pretty but her movie makes no sense.
Also Shakespeare? Boring. Sure he's iconic but that aint much...
All in all.. just watch it for Mr. Sears, after all he deserves more recognition.
Bad Boys for Life (2020)
Trash
Will Smith is so damn serious and Martin Lawrence cant act for S..,H.?.I..!T'
And all these new characters, from High School Musical to that ugly asian fellow from Riverdale (who is just a pretty boy CANT ACT FOR HIS LIFE!)
This movie is just fan service. Nothing tops the first two
But i will say seeing Will and Martin together again is awesome
Too bad the script is boring trash
Perfect Pair (2018)
Cheesey
Neil Jackson what is this?
Sorry love but its so cringy and creepy.
As Above, So Below (2014)
The Goonies meets IT (you'll float too)
Dumb movie that girl didnt need to survive with her flat chest lol. Of course a black character has to die thats all horror movies do is kill off n***as...
It became GOONIES half way in the film and then it had a little IT (Pennywise) with the guy seeing his dead brother.. this movie is BORING.
Gemini Man (2019)
Boring!
Will Smith is no longer Hollywood's leading niqqa! Bout time cuz he's not a bad actor just plays the same character just like Dwayne Johnson lol.
This movie is Will Smith: The Video Game: The Movie.. horrendous CGI. Young Will is just Will from Fresh Prince... couldnt get Will's sons to try and play the youngin'? Oh wait Nepotism... lol.
Mary Elizabeth Winstead deserves better. Her fight scene was dope tho! I still loved her as Romana Flowers in Scott Pilgrim... this movie is bad, dont watch...
The Twilight Zone (2019)
Crybabies!
No wonder the world is dying. We got libtards reviewing on stuff they have no knowledge about. Crying over politics? Get over it whiner! Dont like dont watch! Stop crying before you get a spanking!
Liv and Maddie (2013)
DUMB
Disney is no longer a kids channel it has actors who are already 18+ playing 11-14 yr olds.. yall trash. Walt didnt ask for this...
Extreme Cheapskates (2011)
They gave me useful tips but they are idiots!
Do i feel a little guilty when i buy myself unnecessary but also necessary food or items for me?? Yes but im not gonna go dumpster diving or use condiments from McDonald's for my needs! These people are idiots and need to be eliminated! This is agonizingly cringe. Just waste a few dollars it literally wont kill you (but i hope it does)
Now i dont feel bad cuz luckily my job pays well and the money i make/use/spend.. i have no regrets
Game Grumps (2012)
Look at all the virgin fanboys
They are my babies not yours! 10 stars cuz they love me more than all yall
Someone Great (2019)
Boring
All three lead actresses are beautiful, however, Gina sucks at acting. I have no intention of looking into Jane the ViRgIn for references cuz that show sucks too. This movie is boring. only watched for Peter Vack... i have no relationship experience and from how Gina's character acted, have no intention of ever dealing/being in one. Imma stay single y'all people are a mess. Anyways a boring movie. The pace is slow, acting is cringe; todays lingo, memes, internet, etc. is trash. I will say the soundtrack is good. This movie is responsible for Lizzo's stardom. And for that, thanks. Stream Truth Hurts by Lizzo NOW!
Camila Cabello: Liar (2019)
Lame song
Camel belly is an okay 5th harmony singer but her music is boring. Latin dont work. This song aint catchy and the music vid is confusing. But aye Zak Steiner is in it and he's fine as heck! All in all. Boring telenovela music vid.
Claws: Breezy (2018)
Crappy Finale
Where do I begin? Hows bout, why so DAMN SHORT CLAWS?
The shows first season was about the girls and slightly Desna, this one.. all about her and maybe an episode each of backstory for Jenn, Polly, Quiet Ann... the finale wasn't necessarily about Virginia but a sloppy narration by her was alright.
I'm disappointed with this season become political (slightly) and preachy (very)
The ending was trash. We all know China Doll is okay. But once again, Desna prevailed against Duval. Reality is she would have been dead. Also Duval's mom should have never been in the show, her dismissal will not be missed. As for Svlata or whatever her dumb russian name is, was pretty cool. Her daughte, not so much. Like I said this episode/season was a let down.
I'd give you lovelies my ideas for the third season but, we'd be here all day. Also I could explain and talk more about this season, but I'm a few months late. I just watched the last one last night, because i wanted to wait it out... big let down.
It's not all about you Butterball Desna.
Niecy is fantastic as her but, that'll be enough lol
The Cromarties (2017)
Boring
We dont care for these reality shows, c'mon. This and Chrislys are annoying.
The Shawshank Redemption (1994)
Amazing Film
I've seen this with my grandparents countless times (mostly because when it's on TV, they don't even budge to change the channel, which I never minded) & even to this day, I still enjoy it. It's not THE GREATEST FILM I EVER SEEN/SAW but it's so good and every time I watch it, I still cry. It's this film and The Green Mile that enjoy
Morgan Freeman aka God Tim Robbins aka Susan Sarandon's ex bar give great, fantastic performances.
Sorry this review is short or unworthy to be read, but I can't really explain my review without gushing over it, but I recommend it to anyone willing to watch