If you like to watch poorly written, shoddily acted, badly directed, low budget drudgery then this might be worth an hour and twenty minutes of your time. If not, you might just end up like me: hypnotised and wondering if this whole thing was just a means of laundering dirty money.
I'm still not sure which was worse: the script - which can be redrafted again and again, virtually for free, before resources have to be committed to it and unlucky actors have to take a crack at it - or the budget, which seemed to be just enough to pay for a basket of gaffer tape and paint from Wickes, and a few tins of spaghetti hoops from Aldi.
I've rated it four stars because at least it's more coherent than a malarial fever dream. However, I'm now feeling inspired to contract malaria.
I'm still not sure which was worse: the script - which can be redrafted again and again, virtually for free, before resources have to be committed to it and unlucky actors have to take a crack at it - or the budget, which seemed to be just enough to pay for a basket of gaffer tape and paint from Wickes, and a few tins of spaghetti hoops from Aldi.
I've rated it four stars because at least it's more coherent than a malarial fever dream. However, I'm now feeling inspired to contract malaria.
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