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Fargo: Insolubilia (2023)
Could this episode be any darker please?!?
Every scene in pitch black darkness!! I can't see a damn thing!! It's so aggravating I want to scream! No idea what's going on! Literally none. Electricity exists!!! Lights exist!!! The house catching on fire 20 mins into the episode FINALLY provided some actual VISUALS!!! Tv is a VISUAL MEDIUM!!!! Unless you watch this episode in a dark room with your tv brightness on MAX just forget it!! Even the few lights they occasionally show are intentionally muted, low wattage or softer than a bunny rabbit's tail. Also John Ham is terrible. He's over the top and 4 episodes in I have no idea why I should care about this idiot..
Invasion: Home Invasion (2021)
YOU CANT SEE A GOD DAMN THING!!!
Whoever directed this episode should never be allowed to direct ANYTHING EVER again!!! It's almost like parody!! I'm not even kidding!! This is 30 mins of a black screen! Abysmal television.it's not tension if I literally can't see ANYTHING!!! If you thought Game of Thrones was bad this is 100 times worse!!! The editors, cameramen, lighting directors and entire film crew should be banned from the industry!!! Darkness and screaming!!! Just skip this episode and pray it gets better... which I'm sure it won't!! This is excruciating television. Hey FINALLY an alien, but I can't see it so YAWN!! Hate hate hate HATE this episode!!!
I Spit on Your Grave: Deja Vu (2019)
Zero Stars
Easily the worst movie ever made. I feel gross giving this 1 star but IMDB doesn't have 0. It's so poorly acted and written you can't believe it. The dialogue is more terrifying than the movie itself. This director should be imprisoned for making this film.
Big Timber (2020)
Great Show
Who knew the insane amount of effort it takes to get some nice Cedar!? These dudes are inventive, hard working maniacs!! I really enjoyed this show!