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The Legend of Zorro (2005)
Zorro fighting Nitroglycerine-terrorists?
Is fight against terrorism the only theme for a movie today? I mean, come on, making movies about the "evil communist Russian" isn't trendy anymore, so we replace every "evil" with terrorists, just like that, no matter what time, place, or plot? Yes, Hollywood once again demonstrates us that you can push a stereotype to the limit. To make the simulation complete you just have to add two nerd-looking, heartless and stupid "agents". Oh, now it really looks like a crowd-pleaser.
Go get them Zorro, kill all the terrorists and loose the agents!
Rated X for IQ < 10.
Ticker (2001)
BORING is an "easy" word to describe this movie
This movie leaves us the impression that the actors have been hired to appear at a rich kid's party instead of playing a part in a movie. Barring a great deal of respect for Dennis Hopper, Steven Seagal and the others, this movie looks like "a day at the office appearance" for most of them.
Point your finger at the director because he is responsible for this low-level picture.