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St. Agatha (2018)
Utterly pointless
If you made an AI watch 1000 terrible pointless and boring movies, then commanded it to write it's own film, this is what you would get. Utterly dry, pointless, boring film that goes nowhere. A waste of life. I watched til the end just in case it did anything. But there's nothing. After 30 mins you know everything you need to know. Then there's an hour of expounding those same points.
The acting was actually pretty good. The cinematography isn't bad. But the story is just.... Nothing. Vapid, pointless not building to anything.
Oh there's a minimum character count.
Boring boring boring terrible pointless nothingness of a film.
Mary Poppins Returns (2018)
Pure magic. Practically perfect in every way.
A perfect homage In a sequel. Fantastic.
A triumphant, elating masterpiece.
Gavin & Stacey (2007)
A British Classic
Amazingly brilliant, well written and hilarious show full of feeling
Gavin & Stacey: A Special Christmas (2019)
We need more!!!
Please bring it back, you can't leave it like that
Little Monsters (2019)
An utter masterpiece
What a film. It had everything. Absolutely fantastic, tense, funny, lovely.
Incredible, the 1* reviewers must have no heart
Joker (2019)
Absolutely stunning
A masterpiece in character acting, Joaquin is stunning.
Blockers (2018)
Surprisingly insightful, sincere film
I was really surprised by the depth of this film, i put it on expecting mindless drivel and the story is actually pretty decent. A great insight into the changes of modern teenagers and parenting. Exploring the importance of virginity (or lack thereof) and acceptance of sexuality.
Pretty decent film, and some laughs along the way.
How to Sell Drugs Online (Fast) (2019)
Brilliant
A fantastic insight into modern life as a young person. Social media, online life etc.
A brilliantly acted and really well made story with a huge amount of heart
Watch it. Don't read reviews, make up your own mind.
Teen Titans Go! To the Movies (2018)
Enjoyed the movie
This the movie was hilarious, myself, my wife and my 4 year old howled with laughter throughout. We've not watched much of the show but the film was brilliant, a great balance of jokes for kids and adults. Fantastic satire of comic book movies, just all round great fun.
Bird Box (2018)
Absolutely stellar, a masterclass in suspense
Phenomenal, don't read the reviews, just watch it.