Suck.
Yup, they managed to make a worse Indy movie than crystal skull. That in itself is a feat. Indy is old, his goddaughter is ugly and annoying. The story is mediocre, which everyone should expect from Disney in 2023. Indy is of course, divorced, because all old men should be according to Disney. His goddaughter is as masculine as a woman can get, because all women should be according to Disney and feminism. After the first hour I was completely bored out of my mind. Isn't it great that these writers and actors are striking? If it stops more terrible junk like this it's definitely a net positive situation.
If you liked the original Indy movies, just accept that there are only 3.
Yup, they managed to make a worse Indy movie than crystal skull. That in itself is a feat. Indy is old, his goddaughter is ugly and annoying. The story is mediocre, which everyone should expect from Disney in 2023. Indy is of course, divorced, because all old men should be according to Disney. His goddaughter is as masculine as a woman can get, because all women should be according to Disney and feminism. After the first hour I was completely bored out of my mind. Isn't it great that these writers and actors are striking? If it stops more terrible junk like this it's definitely a net positive situation.
If you liked the original Indy movies, just accept that there are only 3.
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