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Grindhouse (2007)
ultra low quality bloody soap opera
Since Pulp Fiction that Quentin Tarantino means a lot to a huge audience, that simply doesn't question his work, no matter how bad it is, as if under some spell. If Tarantino had no past and his only movies were his latest, then he would already know what anyone, distant enough, knows: his imagination is blood red but the shock effect is gone in a minute, and when the silence returns, after all the fireworks, all that remains is crap. Crap. Crap. I can't believe how bad his movies became. Is he doing it on purpose? Some experiment on viewers manipulation? Later in life, he'll probably return to "reservoir dogs" level with a masterpiece that jokes with the current "movies" and how some people could enjoy them.
No Quarto da Vanda (2000)
plenty of CMF language
I am Portuguese. This is, by far, the worst Portuguese movie I've ever seen. I very much doubt that anyone, not related with the people involved in this production, can stand its full length or have a positive opinion about it. After some 15 minutes, the film runs out of ideas and it becomes very *very* **very** hard to endure the remaining 15 minutes, let alone 155 minutes...
A well trained dog could replicate this crap. The recipe is: 1) don't move the camera; 2) sniff for a house in process of demolition; 3) tap record on the camera and let it register falling bricks; 4) find some junkies or junkies lookalike and ask them to speak about nothing, using plenty of C M F swearing language (C = c0ck, M = sh1t, F = f2ck). Bravo!
Worth zero. It is really that bad.
Silver City (2004)
boring, boring, boring...
I never expected that Richard Dreyfuss would ever accept to star in such a bad movie. This one is really worth zero stars: a complete waste of time. You're in for a boring story, predictable from the first minute. Unfortunately, when I noticed that "Dreyfuss" and "Cowboy Junkies" (music) were credited, I decided to invest two hours of my weekend on it. I wish I had not. However, I can think of one "reason" to watch Silver City: to get sleepy and have to search for another movie in order to wash away the disappointment. If you, like me, enjoy Richard Dreyfuss, go search for some "the education of max bickford" episodes; if it was "Cowboy Junkies" that dragged you in, just go play some CD-Audio, but do your self a favor and avoid this movie!