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Silent Night (2023)
3/10
I liked the fighting
28 December 2023
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But the rest of it was crap.

First of all, he was taking it all badder than his wife. She acted like a cactus being sqeezed for water. You needed a vacuum cleaner to suck out the talent of that one.

But all in all it was a 2020 + death wish movie. What can you really ask for? It has been done all before. Just watch the Death Wish movies with Charles Bronson.

This movie will give you now less and no more.

And finally about the lead actor. He was lucky not to be able to speak in this movie. He was bad enough being quiet.

I would not recommend anyone spending money on this flick. I am just trying to spend letterst here.........
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7/10
Didn't understand
27 December 2023
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I watched this movie without text. I don't know Spanish. Just the gist of it got me the creeps.

The first part of it was so discusting that I grap my mouth. I am sorry that I didn't know what that was about, but I think that old lady was trying to keep the evil contained.

Correct me if I am wrong. She really begged him not to shot this discusting creature.

I know that I would have shot it. But that is just me.

The first half was really discusting and threw me off. I still thought I was following the point.

The only thing that was ruining it for me were the painted kids. The were not believable.
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5/10
Not that scary
6 October 2023
I went to see this movie and had already seen the pre reviews. So I didn't expect too much.

There were seens that were difficult to watch biologically, but other than that the movie wasn't that scary. Not scary at all really. The threat was never there until the end.

I am a bit disappointed. I hoped for better. The girls played this ok, but the voice over was a bit off.

Beside me was an older man that I think just sneaked in and fell asleep over the move and snored. Then after a while he woke up an left in the middle of the movie. I am not sure he actually was there for the movie :D

If you like devils and possession, I recommend the new Evil dead movie. It is much better. Or even Talk To Me. That movie was scary.
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10/10
You are all Top Gun to me
27 May 2022
I had already written something very long and it got thrown away by technology failure. I will try to summary it up.

Tom Cruise or should I say Pete. Not sure. What an actor. You totally forget that this guy is Tom for a whole 2 and a half hours. That is how good he is.

Tech stuff. Well I don't know. I didn't see any. It all seemed real to me. I was hanging on to my seat for some time there.

Val Kilmer. Hands down coming to the set. I know this kind of sickness and it was so very intense seeing you in the movie. But it would not have been Top Gun without you.

This is the best movie I have seen for a long time and I am counting in decades.

You are all Top Gun to me.
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Peninsula (2020)
1/10
A count down to zero
4 August 2020
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The theme of the movie felt like the zombies didn´t matter, but it is a zombie movie. 1 minus there.

Most of the action was a cgi and very noticable as such. I felt like I was watching a computer game. This was a big big minus. 4 minuses there.

The acting was way over the top and was totally unbelievable in many scenes. 3 minuses there.

Very obvious plot holes. Like in the beginning. 4 years passed and the zombies look very healthy and ready to party. In the end they couldn´t see the mother with the rifle, still the child begged her not to do it. As many more. 3 minuses.

Ok before I continue lets sum it up. 10 minuses.

Hmm ok I will stop counting. But there was this awfully painful end scene that tried to make you cry for the credits.

I can't give it 0 so 1 it is.
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1/10
Add some insult to the injury
6 August 2019
This abomination makes Battlefield Earth look good. Logic thrown out the window. Days change to night all of a sudden and two overrated actors compete in insulting each other.

Never again Hollywood please.
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Lights Out (II) (2016)
4/10
Bad acting and stupid plot
15 May 2018
I didn't expect much from this movie. It seemed to go on forever on turning the light off and on again. The plot or the backstory of the entity is just plain stupid and takes a lot from the movie as it just ain't something you can accept is plausible.
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5/10
To long and predictable
5 February 2018
When you can predict the next move in a scene that is supposed to be thrilling. It ain't so thrilling. The movie was to long. It probably wouldn't hurt cutting it half hour shorter. The villain "Little finger" was stuck in the Little finger role. I rated it 6 before I started writing the review, lowering it to 5.
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3/10
It what?
2 February 2018
This movie looks very low budget, which is fine. But it leaves so many questions open for the viewer that it doesn't answer. Like what comes at night? No one knows.

This movie is a disappointment.
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Whispers (III) (2015)
1/10
Crap and fake reviews
16 May 2017
I will never trust the review system of IMDb after watching this awful waste of time. IMDb should be ashamed of even listing this in their database with fake reviews.

To sum it up then it is awful acting. Soaps do a better job. The director is way off. I wonder where they picked him up. Sound is annoying to say the least. The story doesn't hold water. Then they try to mimic good horror movies in the end like The Others.

Pathetic!
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Cruelty (2016)
1/10
Grimmd
21 April 2017
This was a agony. Not sure were to start. I guess that it all starts with the director. He gets 0 stars. The 1 stars goes to the actors undergoing this ordeal.

The acting is as good as the director allows it to be I guess. So it sucks. The actors try to do there best but there is not to much to work with. They become flat and awkward.

The story starts OK, but has a smell of a copy cat of a American TV show. Then it becomes a cliché.

The storyline is full of holes and doesn't hold.

This is a plot with a good possibility with a bad execution.
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Prometheus (I) (2012)
6/10
Cool movie with logic thrown out the window
21 June 2012
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What to say what has not already been told. I can maybe talk about the stuff that annoyed me and left me clueless. - Safety on board is a joke. Every rule is broken and broken once more. Helmets off everybody. Lets bring contaminated lifeforms into the ship to mention few. - Scientist that has strange "vice versa" temper. Gets crazy about rather small thing but remains calm as ice when he should be screaming his head off. Behavior of the characters is not believable. - Then comes he worst off the bunch is that the android head is still on the same location after the ship crashed, rolled half a circle and crashed again into the ground. What a sticky head :)

Well on the more positive notes, the film is beautiful. I specially like the shots from Iceland. For Alien fans this is a nice addition, but be ready for a disappointment as I stated above. I give it six for it is nicely taken, David the android is well performed and it is quite exciting at times.

I recommend it as it is enjoyable feast for the eye.

Have fun. Signing out. Robbinn.
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Battleship (2012)
1/10
Dumb reptiles
26 April 2012
It came clear just about 10 minutes in the movie that it was not going to be moneys worth.

Characters are bad and all logic around their creation is out of the window. It was like they were hurrying through the character creation as fast as they could to get to the Wipeout course in Hawaii.

Then again all the silly stuff. Why is the drunk looser a commander all of a sudden? Why don't the lizards with the sunglasses use the shield technology to protect their ships? Why, why and why?

Movies are getting so bad these days. In short it was like eating a great looking pizza, but it was frozen. Save your money and wait for Promotheus.
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