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Chernobyl (2019)
10/10
EXCELLENT SERIES from start to finish.
11 March 2024
I dug into the Chernobyl incident some years prior to the release of the series so I knew a little bit about it, but not much. (As it occurred when I was just one month old lol) This series went far and beyond in providing a first-hand representation of what occurred, but created sympathy in viewers in a way that few series' can or do.

The cast was excellent, the pacing was excellent, cinematography was top notch, the score was incredible, the sound, the sequence, everything- chef's kiss.

There isn't much else to say except that the creators did their homework and delivered in a way that I don't think anyone saw coming. Sure there were inaccuracies and dramatic liberties but there's only so much storytelling that can be done in just over 5 hours. But knowing some of the actual facts that were either omitted or changed, I think that these were done as tastefully as possible and didn't take away from the overall storytelling. I've watched video breakdowns of the series that highlight the choices of the directors and such and it's great to see the response that the series has garnered. I tell anyone whom I know binges TV Series to watch this show. Job Well done!!
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Gunsmoke: The Judgment (1972)
Season 18, Episode 4
7/10
Great episode!!
27 June 2022
Warning: Spoilers
This was my first time watching Gun Smoke! Great watch from start to finish. It started out with suspense and it built all the way up to the finale. Gideon stole the show for me. Tom O'Connnor exemplified the nobility of his character in choosing not to be ransomed for Sprat. Great acting, great writing etc. I enjoyed it! I'm now invested in actually watching the entire series.
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6/10
Entertaining.
25 May 2022
Not bad. Candice is a solid actress. I feel like she's got more of an inkling towards comedic acting. One of the most genuine moments, was her conversation with Vlad which she easily made a funny in one 3-word sentence; That was natural. She's definitely got potential with dramatic acting though. Great overall production, though the music could have been a bit edgier. It's something I'd def watch again.
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7/10
Creative
10 June 2021
I loved the James Bond spoof at the beginning, his entrance to the stage was fire and his material was on point! Good stuff Kev! Loved it!!!
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Kevin Hart: Irresponsible (2019 TV Special)
7/10
Straight funny!
10 June 2021
I enjoyed this special!!! My favorite bit was the 9 guns in different rooms of the house! Hilarious! Keep the laughs comin Kev!
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8/10
Pricelessly hilarious! 😂
4 March 2021
I have to be honest. I was high pretty baked when I watched this special. So I'm writing this review now to determine if it was as funny as I felt because of the weed, or when I watch it while I'm sober how funny it will be and then I will change my rating.
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Californication: ...And Justice for All (2011)
Season 4, Episode 12
8/10
Only one thing to say...
2 March 2021
... Edd Nero is the greatest freakin character on this show!!! Lmao 😂😂😂😂
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Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.: New Life (2019)
Season 6, Episode 13
7/10
A stronger ending for a considerably weak season.
17 November 2020
Warning: Spoilers
Season 6 is probably the weakest of the bunch. It's too scattered and doesn't give nearly enough time for the story to take shape in a way that makes sense for the characters that we've been following up until now. However, the ending kept me on the edge of my seat so it was worth the watch. One of my favorite moments in this season (and perhaps the show) is when Daisy doesn't hesitate to activate Coulson's LMD. He was always such a father figure to her and she had so much love and respect for him and you could see in her face that she genuinely missed the dude and was willing to settle for a copy of he could give her some form of him back. I just loved that. I think that part was perfect.
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6/10
Untapped potential
27 April 2020
Warning: Spoilers
I played all of the Tomb Raider games by the time the film came out and I was very excited, though skeptical. Angelina Jolie didnt seem like the ideal choice in my head but after seeing the film I was thoroughly impressed with her performance. She had charisma, she was believable and her accent was on POINT! My critique lies with the plot. I feel like they may have jammed too much into one film. Lara literally only raids ONE TOMB throughout the entire movie and she does it with a group of competitors stealing the spotlight which is such a far cry from the game. Having a sub-plot with her descended dad, the planetary alignment, the illuminati, her failed romance with an American accented Daniel Craig, her being "too manish"- it was all a bit much for one film and seriously could have paved out better into a trilogy. The first film should have been about her actually raiding tombs and either discovering or setting off some type of global catastrophe on the other side of the world that she didn't know about until halfway through the film. Just spit balling here but mainly that there were way too many thematic elements in the film, none of which involved her actually being an adventure archeologist.
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Charmed (2018–2022)
6/10
It's not bad
5 March 2020
I am a staunch fan of the original series. That being said, I actually like the reboot. They took the show in a completely new direction instead of trying to recreate the magic of the first show. New magical theology, new roles in the magic hierarchy, new interpretation of powers, etc. And the story challengers the sisters in a much harsher way than in the original series. My only critique is that it seems that they got way powerful, way fast. But other than that I'm enjoying what I'm watching thus far.
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7/10
My very first
13 February 2020
I distinctly remember this episode as being the reason why I got into the show in the first place. I was 7 years old flipping channels and I caught the show in the scene where Lois is dancing in Clark's apartment and exclaims that he looks like Superman. I was HOOKED! Teri Hatcher sucked me in! I kept watching and got my entire family into it- it became our Sunday night pastime. This was a great episode- very funny and even though the "big bad" veered away from Supervillain status, it still fell in line with the show being about Lois just as much as it was about Supes. Well done writers!
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9/10
I love Brotherhood... but only because I watched the original Anime.
4 September 2019
Warning: Spoilers
I was definitely skeptical of watching Brotherhood when I'd first heard about it. I love the original Anime and didn't see the need for a reboot. When I started watching, I wasn't too happy. It seemed rushed and didn't elaborate on a lot of characters backstories. It wasn't until around episode 13 that the story started following the manga and took on a life of its own. As it progressed, I was thoroughly impressed and began to love every part of it. When I reached the end I was so satisfied. But after watching both anime's again from start- finish, I realize something: Brotherhood only makes sense if viewers have seen the original Anime. Brotherhood more closely follows the anime but does a terrible job at explaining many important aspects of the show; such as backstories, or the science behind certain characters alchemy and even motives. The original Anime does a phenomenal job of breaking things down within the story and making it entertaining. Brotherhood pretty much glosses over these aspects with little detail; as if it was written as a "buffer" to the first Anime and not a stand-alone masterpiece. There is also a huge degree of credit due to the show writers of the first Anime because they decorated so far from the manga but were able to create an equally good storyline that holds its own against the original. In a sense, with both the original and with brotherhood, viewers get to see a "what if this happened differently" story and each are both very compelling. There are however, many thematic elements in the original Anime that shine more from a writing standpoint. For example the Grand Arcanum and Scar's method for making a stone are such interesting and integral aspects of the story that are so layered and affect literally every character in the show at some point or another. It carried more depth than father simply creating all the chaos for a bigger philosopher stone. Overall, brotherhood's story was still a masterpiece but the show only worked because I appreciated HOW it deviates from the original and brings hypothetical scenarios for certain characters to life. Brotherhood is a masterpiece but only because of the original.
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Inuyasha: Shippo Gets an Angry Challenge (2002)
Season 3, Episode 14
7/10
A few good words.
20 May 2017
I love this episode. Shippo is one of my favorite characters and it was great to see him have the spotlight again. Soten and Koryu were pretty entertaining. I wish they they could have made more appearances in the series. I would have loved to have seen Shippo and Soten interact more as they got older. (They'd make a good couple.)
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DmC: Devil May Cry (2013 Video Game)
7/10
Judged it by its cover only to be surprised.
24 September 2015
I have to admit, that I hated the concept of this revamp when I first saw the previews but after playing it, it definitely grew on me. But let me first explain why I took to an immediate dislike. Dante's look. Wth is with the Edward Cullen makeover? He looks awful!! He looks like an emo- drug dealer. The white haired devil from the previous games was so appealing. And his costume was horrible. The only redeemable look that comes from this game, is Dante with the same short hair, but it's colored white and he's wearing clothes from the Matrix (when the crew is in the real world) and a pair of converse. I will only play the game if he's wearing that outfit. So that was disappointing. Even knowing that the game was starting from scratch, I expected some continuity from the original series but I didn't get any. However, after playing the game all the way through, I was surprisingly pleased with the overall product. Changing the storyline so that Sparta wasn't this all- powerful demon; not so much a bad thing. It's a less appealing image of him, but more sensible as far as establishing that the villain is the most powerful to overcome. As much as I love the other games, I always found it somewhat off that Mundus is the Deil himself yet one of his own demons (only one mind you) was powerful enough to fight the entire Underworld and defeat him. So now instead of Dante and Virgil's all powerful-Ness coming solely from their father, it comes from their Angel mother as well. That aspect works. As does the storyline. It was actually pretty good considering. Not nearly as fantastical as the others but definitely more realistic and explains how these battles take place in modern times without stirring the public. The game-play was very challenging and tough to get used to. But once you get the hang of it, it's actually very satisfying. Playing without a lock-on system is probably the most difficult but can be overlooked once you get the hang of the weapons. Going back to Dante, I don't like that the character lost so much of his charisma. Yea he's still cool because he kicks ass and talks smack but there was definitely an aspect of growth in the character spanning across the original series. He grew in wisdom and eventually became the guy with the answers and the plans. But now he's actually not that intelligent and just follows others lead- not great qualities for a main character. (especially since the lead he was originally following becomes his arch-enemy. So what would future games look like if he needs to be lead and no one's there to lead him?)/ Onto Virgil, I have no complaints. I do miss the cold, calculating Samurai-Esq warrior but the added characteristics make the character sympathetic and almost relatable. And he's still bad-ass enough to root for. The characters were definitely likable (particularly Phineas.) Overall, there are aspects that could have been done differently but Instill believe that there is enough of a solid story and great game-play to constitute a follow up game and it's too bad that there hasn't been one.
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6/10
Storyline with much potential that'll never be reached
24 August 2015
Overall, I was actually very impressed with the series. I think that it captured the feeling of the first two Blade movies while adding a "neo-noir" aspect about it with Blade and his team doing detective work. I thought that there were many great new characters who were well cast and I absolutely loved that they explored what would happen to a Vampire that took Blade's serum. The fight choreography was very good and the special effects were believable. And the storyline behind the main villain (his motives and his drive) was well written and could have taken the show to a long stretch because there was so much to explore. However, all of that was laid bare because of the lead actor. In most films, the lead actor can make or break its success and in the case of this series, Sticky Fingas broke it in half. First of all, why a rapper turned actor was cast in the role of one of the most complex comic characters in the Marvel Universe, I will never know. Sticky's portrayal of Blade was completely inaccurate and only believable during a handful of scenes. He was basically angry and loud all the time, with the vernacular of an uneducated con; which is not true to the Blade character who was calm and collected and well versed. (Especially since the original character was actually English) Granted that Blade is cold and unsympathetic but Sticky's method of being angry at all times was a bad approach at portraying that. He had no sense of humor, which is something that Wesley Snipes had plenty of in all 3 films. Seeing that the series' story follows the films, Blade's characteristics should have been the same. I'd have to say that at best, Sticky Fingas makes a decent action star- able to shoot a good fight scene and make it believable. But the lack of acting chops make him a horrible choice for Blade. Eric Brooks is a character with many layers to him. There's a tragic drive behind what he does as well as an uncertainty that he's actually one of the good guys. With Sticky there was no trace of this nor, the self-hatred and conviction that Blade has within himself for being a hybrid and almost nothing of the "crazy side" that Blade's enemies know him for. Without Wesley on board to continue playing Blade, the role should have gone to an actor like Michael Jai White or even Will Smith (the former being the ideal choice). That aside, if the show had continued for more than one season, I would have enjoyed watching it even with Sticky at the helm. The casting director for this show, needs retire though.
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Southpaw (2015)
7/10
Great film on many fronts.
25 July 2015
Great film. By now the down on his luck boxer who wins a very significant match just before the end of the fin has been done time and time again but this film has its own charm about it. The main character starting out as remarkably "flawed" creates a massive amount of sympathy for him as he evolves into someone much more responsible; someone that audience members want to see succeed. And although it took him losing everything to realize that change was needed, how he rose to the task created charisma for the character which sorely lacked in the beginning of the film. I thought that the film was very well casted with great performances from every corner. The simple dialogue (characters often repeating themselves in succession) gave the tone of the film a rawness to it that maintained my attention throughout. (Just couldn't wait to see what happened next) What also stood out to me was the cinematography during the fights. Great shots that captured the essence of the sport of boxing (which isn't really needed in a film where boxing is the focal point) whereas most boxing films point consistently to the characters, this film's fights did both. The fight choreography was very believable and not overdone. And the music score was perfect. Perhaps the only thing that gives this film a rating lower than 8 out of 10 stars, would be originality; as the battered boxer story is the paradigm for many great films. But this project definitely deserves a place among them.
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3/10
This was not a sequel
2 September 2014
Normally I access the "sarcasm and analogy database" in order to tear apart films that I don't like, but for this one I'll attempt to make it plain: It was a very bad film! In spite of this, there were some entertaining elements but nothing to change it's status as a complete flop. My biggest issue with the film wasn't the bad special effects, the overly theatrical martial arts action or the lack of a stable plot (Seeing as the biggest threat in the film was a last minute idea of one character, instead of being a planned and looming threat). My issue with this film is that it was in no way a sequel to the first film. For starters, the main character is clearly not the same "Black Mask" from the first film. (And I don't mean that the actor was not Jet Li) Jet Li's character Simon (or Michael to his former partners) was a Super soldier from the 701 project and each participant was labeled as such; a 701. His commanding officer was the only surviving authority figure from the project (meaning the scientific minds responsible for their creation and the Military Brass who authorized it are probably dead) and he is attempting to save himself and the other 701s from a certain death; as their enhanced bodies have a shortened lifespan and each has only a year to live. The Black Mask in this film is NOT the same character. He was a Super soldier from a nameless unit, who was "created" by a giant, talking brain and the only side effect was that each subject was devoid of human emotion. (This instead of the death sentence which the 701s faced. And on a side note, the giant brain was just plain stupid. Whoever wrote that bit in, misplaced their own brain in the script and went looking for it later) Also, Black Mask's arch nemesis in this film is another Super soldier who was not at all mentioned in the first film. (Neither was the brain!!!) Also not present in this film, was the fact that the main character GAVE UP BEING BLACK MASK AT THE END OF THE FIRST FILM! As his only purpose in donning the mask and coat was to put a stop to the machinations of his fellow super-soldiers. With his job was done, he was left with either settling down in the quiet life again until his death, or finding a cure. This film's character basically moonlighting as a "Superhero" just wasn't what the first film was about. (Neither were the exaggerations of his abilities as a super-soldier, or the fact that he wasn't trying to find a cure to save his life) These elements even more so than the absence of Jet Li, gave this film an entirely different feel. I think the one redeeming quality of the film, was Teresa Herrera's character. It was a bit funny to see her acting out her Haphephobia and of course at tad ironic that she ended up having to save the main character by doing what terrified her. Other than that, this film's fantastical elements (the Wrestlers and the humanoids and the big plant-like mutant) really play well on a child's imagination and therefore would satisfy a much younger age group; I know because I first saw this film when I was 15 years old and loved it. I watched it again at age 27 and couldn't remember why I liked it as much as I did. I purchased the film because it was $3 and I wanted to see it again- it now sits collecting dust in my large collection and probably won't be watched again until I have kids who've become teens.
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Pathology (2008)
6/10
Perfect murders told in a "not-so-perfect" story line
4 July 2014
Warning: Spoilers
Pathology wasn't too bad. These are my thoughts after watching the film for the first time. Twenty-five minutes in, I kept saying to myself how messed up the film is. It was gritty, violent and a tad oversexed but it had potential. The story was unique- Residents committing perfect murders and being able to cover them up on the job. Not unlike a group of Hannibal Lectors as they harness the craft. Milo Ventimiglia's character was deceiving. I honestly didn't see him turning into one of them- I thought he would have remained a good guy throughout. But his transformation segment is where I turned a disliking eye towards the film. The drugs, the not well-placed sex scenes and the nonchalant attitudes of Doctor's who were committing murder as a game... It all felt like a failed attempt at making the story seem more raw. How cool and collected the four doctors besides Gallo and Grey behaved made them look like incomplete replicas of Tyler Durden; and not nearly as interesting as his character was. Alyssa Milano's character was unfortunately "bland"- almost as if they didn't need to cast a name as big as hers for such a minute role. Her death was something of a surprise, as I had anticipated a typical movie story where the good guy re-emerges inside of Milo and he somehow saves the day for everyone. After she died, I figured that he would do one of three things: (1) Set a trap for Gallo where both of them would take the fall for the fire and Gwen's murder (as with her death, Grey would have lost his raison d'être) (2) Leave the hospital and live on the run (3) or end up getting killed by Gallo making his story somewhat realistic. However, Michael Weston's character is an unrealistic individual. Is it possible for a psychopath to become a doctor? Of course. But a doctor such as him who more than likely grew up privileged, going crazy without anyone of note knowing, perfecting a murder routine at his age (while not having become an established M.D.) with enough charisma for others to follow his lead and displaying the habits of a pimp? It's a bit of a stretch. So keeping that in mind I was prepared for any type of ending and was leaning towards disappointment. Within the last 5 minutes, i was prepared to give the film a 5 out of 10 stars. But the ending surprised me quite pleasantly, I must say. The doctor who had a man-crush on Milo's character coming to save the day- a bit unrealistic but his revere for Grey had been established in the film more than once before this scene ever took place so his involvement in Gallo's downfall wasn't entirely random. Grey's description of his girlfriend's death while a paralyzed Gallo listened as Grey chose to forgo the mercy he showed to Gwen, was sadistically sweet. The ending bumped my rating up one star; I gave it a 6. The writing could have been better and the cinematography was a tad boring but it was a decent story that was portrayed by good actors and the pace was solid enough to tell the story without losing anyone's attention. If I watch it again, I may juggle the rating between a 5 and a 6 only because the surprise is not linger a factor, but overall, it was a decent film.
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1/10
Another Case of unnecessary re-write
2 June 2014
While the film was fun to watch and a great piece of visual that would keep the kids occupied for an hour on a Saturday morning, it was horrible. And not just as an adaptation of a classic story, but as a stand alone film; just bad. I understand that making a film adaptation of a television show, or comic series is difficult because there's usually tons of information that's been introduced throughout numerous episodes and issues. Somehow, the screen-writer has to summarize all of it to fit in to a 1 - 3 hour film. It's not easy. But what I don't get, is why virtually every adaptation of a show, or graphic novel or video game (This film of course being no exception) unnecessarily changes key elements of the original story. It's usually elements such as a character's origins or abilities; things that gave the character charisma to begin with. As a fan of the original anime, i was of course furious at how many idiotic changes were made to the storyline, props and character backgrounds. However, I was able to put aside my loyalty to the show and observe the film as a spectator and critique. And still didn't find very much that was redeeming about it. As a stand alone film, it needed much tweaking to be considered a good movie. And while I'd like to say that a good film doesn't need to follow another storyline regardless of it's basis and can shine on it's own... In the case of Dragonball, it's unfortunately not at all true. I mean, let's face it: Dragonball the series told a good story!! and deviating from that, destroyed the film. So once again like so many other remake films (Such as Last Airbender, Spider-Man, The Hulk, X-Men, etc.) this film tanked because the screen writers tried to "outcreate" the original classics. Learn your lesson people!! Don't try to improve upon classics!!
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3/10
Shayamalan should be ashamed
28 April 2014
ARE YOU SERIOUS?! Another classic ruined because the director wanting to do things HIS way?! PEOPLE!! HOW HARD IS IT TO SIMPLY CREATE LIVE ACTION FOR A CARTOON WITHOUT CHANGING ANYTHING?! That's what people want to see! Sheesh! Where to begin? (1) Let's start with the casting. Ethnic casting more specifically. Characters, who were supposed to be Native American were portrayed by White actors and all of the Asians were portrayed by Indians. Why was this? What purpose did it serve to make that kind of drastic change? If Shayamalan was looking for a platform film to showcase Indian talent, he definitely picked the wrong one because aside from not being true to the story, it was not visibly believable (You expect me to believe that Aasif Mandvi is really a guy named "Zhou?" Huh??!?!?) (2) The quality of acting in the film was horrendous. Not one of the main characters was believable and were each annoying. There was nothing of the characteristics from the television show assigned to their film counterparts. Sokka wasn't funny, Aang wasn't the lively, energetic and fun-loving kid from the show and Katara's maturity and mother like nature was overshadowed by her naivety. The only redeemable parts, were those portrayed by Shaun Toub and Cliff Curtis; both great actors, yet neither of them belonged in the film.

(3) Why in the name of everything sacred, did Shayamalan insist on changing the pronunciation for certain characters' names? He was aware, that the television show on which this film is based, created a HUGE following. (Supposedly, he said that he wanted their "traditional ethnic pronunciations" to be spoken. But clearly did not foresee the disconnect that this would create.) (4) There were plenty of other small changes that made absolutely know sense; one was the Blue Spirit mask. It was just supposed to be a mask covering Zuko's face. WHY WAS THERE HAIR ATTACHED TO IT??!?!?! It looked like The Avatar was fighting next to the Great Rumpus Cat from "Cats." Absolutely senseless!!! And while we're on Zuko, where the HELL was his scar?! It was barely visible. He's a staple character and that's a staple feature. Wtf dude?!

(5) Another was the Bending of the Fire Nation. While in the cartoon, the Firebenders were able to create fire at will; in the film they were only able to bend flames from the surrounding environment. This does not support them being powerful enough to be battling every nation on the planet! It takes away from the entire lore surrounding the fire nation and Sozin's comet. If they can only bend lit fires, all the enemy has to do is put their fires out and the fights over!! Major Plot Hole Shayamalan! Also, the film does not include much of the advanced Fire Nation technology that also made them formidable.

(6) Quite possibly the most frustrating of all, was the change in the behavior of Aang in the Avatar state. Instead of the all-powerful and at times violent force of nature, he becomes this passive, "peace-keeping pillar of a light show" whose purpose was not to harm anyone but to display his power in order to scare people into submission. Are you freaking kidding me??!?!? No one wants to see that! The only thing I can give Shayamalan credit for was how he cut the entire first book down (which consisted of 20, thirty minute episodes) into a 1 hour and 43 minute film. For the most part, he included the most critical story plots for establishing the overall premise of book one. And while he cut out certain memorable characters (Like Jet and Bumi) the audience was able to recall each of the events from the film as occurring in Book one of the television show. This accomplishment only deserves so much credit seeing as the outcome of some of these scenes was very rushed. For example, the Liberation of the camp of Earth Benders was just pathetic. (Aang's speech that was meant to inspire the Earthbenders to fight for their own freedom was awful.) Overall, the film was sloppy, rushed, horribly cast and an improper representation of a very good show. Huge disappointment; I sincerely hope that there are no follow-ups to this film.
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6/10
Will 300 become another "Matrix" trilogy?
17 March 2014
Warning: Spoilers
Seeing this movie and comparing it with the first film, put me in mind of the Matrix trilogy. In both cases, the first film was ground breaking and influenced every following film of it's genre. And in both cases, the second film did match up to the first one at all. And though it has not been made known whether or not the franchise will go in the direction of a trilogy, this film certainly makes it seem that it may fall victim to the "trilogy" formula that has been the ruin of many a good film. My expectations for this film were not at all what I saw in theaters.The ending to the first film left me very satisfied. It was clear that Greece would eventually defeat the Persians and that the Spartans held the bulk of that muscle. 300 did not need a follow-up film, but it did leave room for other stories. I thought that the second film would chronicle the end of the Greek-Persian war, from the Spartan perspective. I hadn't considered the story being told from the aspect of other Greek City-States that were involved in the conflict. This story of this film lacked focus and the overall quality of the final product paled in comparison to the first 300. The beginning of the film centering on the Athenians was a nice surprise. I figured it would be nice to see how the Persian invasion affected other Greeks and with Themistocles as the center, it was a nice touch. But the opening sequence went south when too much time was spent on Xerxes' origins. Normally, putting a face to an enemy that a main character would face on the battlefield can be interesting if not necessary to see. However, it just did not work with Xerxes. The whole sequence beginning after we see a young Xerxes watch his father die, felt unnecessary and somewhat excessive. It seemed like a failed attempt to include the original story line for the film, which was originally only supposed to be about Xerxes. And I personally wouldn't have wanted to see that film. Not since the popularity of the first film centered on the Spartans and their way of life. This sequence also made me realize the presence of the somewhat anachronistic title."300: Rise of an Empire." This film is about the rise of the Persian Empire? Then why is an Athenian Admiral the main character? Seems like more remnants of the original storyline trying to stay with the altered movie script. The casting for the film could have been better. While returning actors for established characters do not need to be reviewed, newer characters do. The character Artemisia was portrayed by French beauty Eva Green. And while Green's performance was not bad, it was not at all memorable. Green's approach to the role came off as an attempt at being sinister, rather than owning the role of a complex character. She was very mono-tone and unfortunately became boring. Even in the sex scene (which itself was also boring and predictable) she did not command attention without the camera panning to her breasts. Though the casting director wrote the role specifically for her, I think that there are a handful of other actresses who could have done a much better job with the role. Actresses such as Rhona Mitra or Diane Kruger would have put forth much better performances. I have loved Eva Green since Casino Royale but this was not her best work. The character Aesyklos, portrayed by Hans Matheson was also a very forgettable character. Not necessarily because of Matheson's acting, but because his character's impact and presence in the life of the main character was too similar to his role in "Clash of the Titans." In both films, he plays a right hand man to a Greek hero. Yet somehow regardless of one story being fact, the other being fiction, and the two story lines taking place decades apart he had virtually the same characteristics of the previous role. (As well as the same haircut) Another aspect of the first film that was the icing on the cake was the narration. The combination of good writing and the voicing of David Wenham made for a good show. His voice was perfect and maintained the audience's attention while he spoke and even stole the show while he was on screen standing opposite major other major characters. His voice was sorely missed in this film as was his presence on screen. And while it was lovely to hear Lena Headey tell a tale and even more lovely to see her wield a sword, she did not make the most intriguing story teller. Visually, this film did not introduce anything new that stood out. The scenery was somewhat repetitive and though the new aspect of battle taking place at sea was a change of pace, it was not overly captivating. A nice color scheme was the bright Blue cloaks that the Athenians donned. It was in perfect contrast to the Spartans, fitting of their role as Seamen and subtly reminded us who the heroes of this film were. (Although considering the ending, that title seems to fall again to the Spartans.) The musical score also did not stand out and did not raise the excitement level for scenes that should have been heart-pumpers. Themistocles was very well cast and Sullivan Stapleton did very well with the part. He had some charisma about him that pretty much carried the film considering that the stage that was set for him was not very sturdy. Overall, the film needed much polishing before it should have been released and this "finished product" leaves room for another film. And though trilogies are not always the best formula, I think one final film is all that can be afforded with this particular story line. If such does happen, hopefully 300 will not follow the path of the "Spider-Man", "X-Men" and "The Matrix" trilogies.
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Spider-Man 3 (2007)
4/10
What was Sam Rami Thinking?
25 February 2014
The Sam Rami Spiderman films were never great. While the first one was OK, the second one was much better but not fantastic. Spider-man 3? Was a pure ABOMINATION!! Where to begin? For starters, having 3 different villains was a bad idea. Even worse was having one of those villains suddenly become a good guy at the last minute. (Because of a confession from a Butler who was not present in either of the first two films yet supposedly cleaned Norman Osbourne's wounds and "analyzed the wounds for metal fragments" and compared them with the Goblin Glider, which was nowhere near the Osbourne mansion. And how many Butlers do you know moonlight as Criminalists? i don't recall seeing him on CSI: NY) That element was STUPID!!!! Spiderman's cocky attitude was just sickening. Even before the Symbiote came into play. It was made worse after he became "Black Spidey" and the aggression of the suit turned him into an older looking version of Edward Furlong as he appeared in Terminator 2: Judgement Day. And the dancing? Seriously? WHO DOES THAT? What comic book did the writers ever read that had a hero aimlessly dancing through the streets of their cities? I thought Spiderman the musical was on Broadway, not worming it's way onto the big screen. The Symbiote Suit.... ahhh the suit. It looked horrible. How hard is it to animate an all black suit with one big white insignia? The original Spiderman Symbiote suit looked amazing. Why did Rami feel the need to change it? While Rami's version didn't look too bad on Spidey himself, it absolutely did not work for Venom. Which brings me to my next beef. Eddie Brock/Venom. Topher Grace was hardly the ideal choice for this role. Visually, he was not at all convincing. Eddie Brock in the comics and the cartoon was a bulky guy who could bench at least 400 lbs without the Symbiote. And Topher Grace in his 180 pound (max)body was supposed to be that guy? Topher in the Venom suit, was pathetic. Venom is one of the scariest villains in the Spiderman Universe, if not the entire Marvel universe. Why could we hear Topher's sarcastic tenor voice while Brock was in the Venom suit as opposed to a much deeper, heavier, raspy growl? It didn't work at all. Topher was not menacing nor scary in the least bit. Why was Brock's face shown so much while in the Venom suit? In the show and comics, Brock was supposed to be completely subdued while Venom was in control yet he kept rearing his head and showing his face? It didn't work AT ALL!!! Sandman's story was a stretch. How realistic is it that new evidence regarding Uncle Ben's murder surfaces years later, yet there were no witnesses when the investigation first went underway? Considering that the crook that Robbed the fight promoter actually thanked Peter in the first film, does narrowly support the scenario of Uncle Ben's death in the third film. But very Narrowly, considering how many people in NYC would put their own necks on the line for a friend? In other words, if the crook that Spidey chased in the first film was doing a favor for a friend, why was he the point man? Why did he have the money when Spidey ended up chasing him? Why was the man who had the motive acting as the lookout? The story was a stretch. The action during the first fight between Spidey and New Goblin was impressive and very well done. But not enough to redeem the overall quality of the film. Mary Jane once again ending up being held captive by the film's main villain is more than old; it's stupid! you'd think by, the girl would have learned a thing or two. The only other redeeming quality of the movie was J.K. Simmons. He was hilarious as always. With the exception of James Franco, the acting of the cast was also dumbed down when compared with the other films. (Which tends to be a trend with Triologies. Every seems to "lazy-up" with their acting by the third film.) Overall, I did not enjoy the film. And while their are other bad films that I find entertaining (Such as "Daredevil" or "The Last Sentinel") that I can watch multiple times, I've only seen this film once and have NO desire to see it again.
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Spartacus: Victory (2013)
Season 3, Episode 10
10/10
What an ending...
12 September 2013
Warning: Spoilers
There's so much to say about the finale and yet so hard to choose the right words. Phenomenal, breathtaking, heartbreaking, brilliant, etc; the list goes on. I sat in great anticipation of how the show would portray this historical, already knowing the ultimate outcome. I already that the Rebel army would be defeated by Crassus, knew that most (if not all) of the slaves would be killed and that Spartacus would be mortally wounded in battle but his body would not be claimed by the Romans. The final battle sequence was beautiful. I think that they focused on the correct points of the battle, showing each death of characters that the audience had come to love. My only reserve, was Gannicus' death. Or rather, it would have been had he not hallucinated being in the arena for the last time. As a Gladiator to the heart, Im sure he would rather died with sword in hand, rather than be crucified but his vision of Oenomaeus and his final "return" to the arena made it fitting. Liam's performance for his final stand against Crassus was MAGICAL!! His acting was so superb. The setup for this fight, goes back to his speech to the rebels who would not be joining the battle and they all thanked him for "saving them." When looking at Spartacus on this show, one sees a great man who lost something dear to him and began giving to others what he could not secure for himself and his wife. And these people knew it and were grateful for it. So watching that same man who impacted the lives of so many, fight tooth and nail against Crassus' men completely drew me in. I was on the edge of my seat as he fought Crassus himself. (When Crassus disarmed him by grabbing the gladius with his bare hands, i thought Sparty was a goner. but it was not so.) It was hard to tell what would stop this unmovable force called Spartacus- I knew at some point, he would have to stop fighting. But would Crassus stab him? would he be shot by arrows from behind? What? then he gets impaled by spears... and i seriously teared up. such an intense moment and the very fitting verbal exchange between Crassus and Spartacus..."Would that you had been a Roman and stood beside me." "I bless the fates that it was not so." History tells that while it is widely accepted that Spartacus died in battle, there is no official death record for him. His body was never discovered. So it was appropriate to have him taken from the battlefield by Agron and Nasir to die far from Roman eyes. I like that our hero reiterates that his name is not Spartacus without actually sharing what it truly is. (Some things are better off as mysteries) And having Agron say the final farewell was perfect. Job well done to the entire cast and crew, they have seriously made the best television show in history.
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Spartacus: The Dead and the Dying (2013)
Season 3, Episode 9
10/10
Honoring the dead...with blood
10 September 2013
Warning: Spoilers
This was an excellent episode. The previous 3 episodes, began an ascension of twists and shocks. (Particularly, how Tiberius "handled" Caesar in the previous episode.) The most shocking and pleasing moment, was when Spartacus was revealed to be "Pompey" waiting to ambush Crassus' troops. That, I did not see coming at all. But it quickly became apparent what lay in store for these Romans. History tells that in the wake of Crixus death, Spartacus held gladiatorial games using the prisoners to honor his fallen brother. I was very much looking forward to this. And while i imagined it as a very dark moment for Spartacus, I was very pleased with the way it was played out in the show. It was a bright time of memory and revere for their days as Gladiators, a way for them to execute justice and honor Crixus all in one act.The entire sequence, was a masterpiece (Everything from the remaining gladiators along with the earliest rebel recruits leading the charge, Spartacus and Gannicus opening the games, Spartacus' exchange with Laeta, all of it was just really pulled me in. Excitement, nostalgia, some intrigue.) Spartacus' relationship with Laeta has the potential to grow into something beautiful so it is disappointing to know that it will be short lived.

Most touching of all, was Crixus' final tribute; and they began speaking the names of the fallen... For those audience members who have followed and loved the show from day 1, this is the appropriate way to prepare for the end. An episode very well done.
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Spartacus: Enemies of Rome (2013)
Season 3, Episode 1
7/10
A story that picks up too close to the ending...
6 September 2013
The premise for the 3rd season is unfortunately disappointing. (In some regards, not all.) I was skeptical of how this season would play out when it was made known that it would only consist of 10 episodes. It seemed an impractical task of not only portraying the entire 3rd servile War within one season, but fitting it into 10 episodes seemed silly. So, the writers chose to skip ahead to the closing months of the war. I was looking forward to seeing the growth of the rebel army and the major battles that History can surely boast. However when the audience is brought in, it is long after Spartacus' documented victories have taken place (which are mentioned once in a short collage of flashbacks) and the rebel army is already in the hundreds of thousands. (As an audience member, it would have been nice to see the story expanded beginning at the end of season 2 and progressing into what could have been a 2-3 year war and 2 more seasons to the Spartacus franchise.) Liam McIntyre has definitely fully settled into the role. I was pleased with his introductory performance but his portrayal is even more solidified; he owns this role. (Bravo, Liam) The simple, stylized and slow motion fighting has become repetitive. It seems as though production put the least amount of time into new choreography as they did in costumes, set, dialog, story, etc. The most impressive fight seen, took place between Spartacus, Cossinus and Furius. Spartacus engaged the two in combat alone, which gives us a hint of nostalgia for his Gladiators days fighting in Dimachaerus. (which we rarely see him do anymore) The dialog that he shared with the two men before decapitating them also takes us back to the Spartacus of season 1; why he would never trust Romans.

The most refreshing aspect of the new season is the introduction of our villain, Marcus Crassus. Though his name has been only mentioned in previous seasons, we finally get to put a face to his name. And instead of a rich and snobbish tyrant, we meet a respectable realist who just so happens to be the most brilliant business man in Rome. Crassus carries himself in a way that demands respect (from the audience) and treats those around him differently than most Roman men of "proper breeding." Particularly, his slaves. Though he utilizes them by their title of slaves, he shows them respect and sees that even they have lessons for those "above" them. We first meet Crassus as he is training with a former Gladiatorial Champion. Crassus is convinced of truly "knowing his enemy" before engaging him on the battlefield. As a strategist, he knows Spartacus to be very formidable and openly acknowledges such. His machinations throughout the episode prove him to be more than a match in such regard, with the only obstacle remaining to be his own fighting skills. He gives his Champion an ultimatum during training and turns the session into a fight to the death, which he earnedly wins. Unlike Battiatus who easily discards his slaves (even his Champions), Crassus embraces the man in his dying breaths and tells him that he shall spend a fortune to erect a monument to his memory. How can you possibly hate a guy like that?! The writers have given us who know the Spartacus history, the face of his ultimate adversary... AND HE'S Likable!!! Personally, after watching Crassus I began to wonder what Spartacus' life would have been if Crassus had been his Dominus, instead of Battiatus...

Despite what this season lacks, the show remains very well done; the writing is still good, fresh good actors and some essence of the previous seasons. (Which alone, makes it one of the few television shows worth watching nowadays)
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