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Another Gay Sequel: Gays Gone Wild! (2008)
Abysmal
As corny as the first movie was, I still genuinely liked it. This is nowhere near what the first one was. Shame on every single person who had a hand in it. I honestly don't think I've ever seen a worse movie in my life. Giant crabs, incest, golden showers, zombies, mermaids....Who the hell decided it was a good idea to put all that in 1 movie. It's utterly ridiculous. I literally found it hard to watch some of the scenes. I had to close my eyes during some parts because they were so disgusting and/or absurd.
Shame on every single person who had a hand in it.
Please do yourself a favor and avoid this movie at all cost. I wish I had as so many of the other reviews recommended.
Longhorns (2011)
Unless extremely bored, don't bother
Nothing about this so called comedy is "risque" or "sexy".
Not one of the actors are particularly good looking. I could have easily done without any of the nudity. And I usually enjoy a good sex scene or 2 in a gay themed movie. All the male full frontal scenes in here just seemed completely unnecessary.
The acting is pathetic. The whole all-American, Texas boy thing wasn't even remotely believable.
The only reason I would consider this a comedy is because the whole movie in itself is a joke. You can't help but laugh at how ridiculous every moment of this film is. Everything from the opening fantasy scene to the constant mutual "pleasure" sessions.
Seriously, don't waste your time.