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Bachelorette (2012)
Good Grief
***Possible Spoiler*** I didn't anticipate this film would be good, I was just looking for something mildly entertaining with a chuckle or two. I suppose it delivered in that regards, but it also prove to be one of the strangest bad movies I've seen. There were scenes where I wasn't sure if they wanted me to be laughing or empathizing with the character. The scene that most sticks out is one where Kirsten Dunst's Character is holding Ilsa Fischer's character over a bathtub. In this scene Ilsa is potentially dying from an overdose on pills. Kirsten shoves her finger down her throat and causing her to vomit. The man who has a creepy crush on Fischer's character (i don't think it was intended to be a creepy crush. I think we were suppose to consider him a nice guy...but creepy is a better description) says "what are you doing?" Kirsten says, "Don't worry, I've done this to myself?" He asks "Why would you do that to yourself?" She says, "I wanted to be pretty." So we have a woman with a drug problem and another with bulimia and through this whole scene there is a silly funny music in the background making it sound like we are suppose to be finding humor. Disturbing. I took shower after the movie.
Chasing UFOs (2012)
Possible Spoilers
I love this show!! Hard hitting, expert, investigative team finally get down to the real truth! Okay, maybe that is a terrible exaggeration. Let me restate that. A group of people who, clearly have never taken a critical thinking course in all their lives, make ridiculous assertions for the entertainment of everyone who has. Some of my favorite asinine scenes: Ryder supposedly runs around a heavily secured air force base. Now it is obvious she is being chased by a camera man. They peek around a corner and see a guard. A helicopter goes into the air. She must be on to something
.this must lend evidence to a UFO conspiracy! Couple weird things though. How did you get so close to an air force base you assume has the most top secret information in the world? Why does this air force base have no security other than a guy who shines a flash light and a helicopter? There wasn't even barbwire on the fence!!! If that is where they keep the top secret alien bodies, then damn, how'd they keep it secret for so long.
Fox and some guy find a tunnel also behind a non – barbwire fence and believe it leads to an underground base because
.well
.because it "kinda feels creepy." Later they learn the tunnel is for a hydraulic damn, which is probably why it wasn't guarded with 50 mile boarders and fighter jets like Area 51. Nonetheless, Fox still feels convinced they are probably related to UFOs somehow because
..well he doesn't have a reason. Just because.
The token skeptic perfectly reconstructs bull – sh*t artists Stan Romanek's peeking alien footage so exactly it even appears he may have found the exact mask Romanek used in his B.S. video, but Fox and Ryder still think the original film was probably true because it kinda looked like that one blinked. Ryder insists it's impossible to make a puppet blink having apparently never seen a Muppet movie.
Sooooo entertaining. Better than even Bigfoot Hunters ridiculousness.