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Cosmic Sin (2021)
Cosmic Pants
I gave this 4 stars just on the strenth of the effects and wardrobe, has Bruce Willis fallen on hard times? Was this film wrote by a kid doing a scifi project? Terrable story line whats bits wern't cardboard made no sence..Painful clichés left right and center. Its a shame because they had the budget and with a decent story it would have been a good movie. So glad i didn't pay to see this, it had sci fi eliments that were visially good...So sad about the writing, Edward Drake
Corey Large, "just painfull." you two need to sit in the naughty corner for a year and think about what just you did...
The Queen's Gambit (2020)
Loved evey minute
What a great series, don't know what I was expecting. Hooked from the get go..
Body at Brighton Rock (2019)
My new top worst movie
I'm finding it funny that people are writing long winded serious reviews on this movie, its a joke, I feel sorry for the actress having to play the part of real dumbo in a story that's a shallow as a tea spoon. I suppose it could have been worse , the weido in the woods at the beginning was probably the worst actor I've ever come across. I would have given it a solid 1 but a runny number 2 seemed more appropriate. I feel like someone soiled my T.V 😳
Uncut Gems (2019)
This film made me want to punch my telly.
If you fancy watching a rock selling specialist New York ass hole, this films for you. It personally gave me indegestion..Not sure what the whole point was, maybe to kick the crap out of my telly? .. I'm guessing the writers have had bad experiences with Jem dealers..
The Lighthouse (2019)
Very well done
Well worth a watch, very well made. Never heard of it.. Glad I gave it a go
Nightflyers (2018)
Well Disappointed
It was making all the right noises untill it broke down 20 mins from the start 😭
Well made, it should have been a great Sci Fi series, but the stupid storyline buggers it right up.
The psychic thale, weird casting. Mankind put first contact in the hands of a psychotic football thug from Millwall and a ship hell bent on self destruction because its crapping its self about the aleins, go figure.
Ideas borrowed from space 2001, Interstellar, event horizon.
Watching this took perseverance and a lot of bottled up anger.
If you have patience and a bit of self flagellation for sci fi's sake give it a go, there are some good bits and like I said it's well made.
Not seen the 80's original film, not sure I want to after watching this..
Trigger Warning with Killer Mike (2019)
A recomended watch
Never heard of Killer Mike, will look out for more of his stuff.. Edutainment and real fun to watch, binged the lot in one evening..
Alien Overlords (2018)
Cringe
I usually like these conspiracy films, but the way it was shot and the charecters were real flimsy and I found myself hating the main charecter. Watched about 15 minutes before swearing and turning it off. It's the sort of thing someone would make that wanted to underhandedly ridicule conspiracy movies..
Black Panther (2018)
What's was the fuss sbout
Terrible African accents through out and a crap story line, I like super hero films, series and this was the worst.. What was the hype about?
A Quiet Place (2018)
What a nonsence
1. How is this 7.9 on IMDB 2. What the hell are the Metacritics rattling on about, Terrifying, Check the dictionary wako, it's about as scary as MJ's Thriller??? Shreds nerves, more like got on every last one of my nerves...this film hits all the nessesary beats for a horror, REALLY?? Beats one out all over the screen as a horor, you silly twerp and i wish i had read publics reveiws and not people who are oviously brain damaged, very drunk or payed to talk smack...
3. what and why the hell was the nail in the stair for and how did it get there, why did the girl leave the earing aid in when it didn't work for her and why was she not allowed in the basement? They were just a couple of many pointless and noncycle bits in this movie and to top it off, the plastic characters wound me up with there stupidity so much i was hoping it was one of those movies that they all died. The only good bit about this movie was the aliens, which you knew nothing about except they were blind, i think they delibratly turned there sight off as it was too easy and boring picking idiots offf in this film..So glad i never paid to watch this movie..9.1 on the IMDB Sucko meter..IMDB you should be imbarrest to have this up as a 7.9 i'm never just gonna go on your scores again..You owe me 90 mins!!!