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Space Jam: A New Legacy (2021)
Visual Are nice.... rest is trash...
Storyline is bad.... CGI feels out of place.... Lebron is really not great... but to be honest acting with green screen is a challenge for most.
Dont waste your time.
Saving Christmas (2014)
Wish there was a 0 star rating
I had know Fox News had a movie production company.
This is bad on every level.
is there anything more hilarious than christians portraying themselves as a persecuted religion....
If that movie was on fire.... i wouldnt pee on it, i d throw more gasoline
Emily in Paris (2020)
Cringe Worthy
For context:
- I'm French and was born in Paris
- I live in Chicago
- I work at an ad agency
Nothing makes any sense in that show... yeah let's send a girl to a foreign country where she doesn't speak the language... have her work in a company for which she has no relevant experience (friendly reminder that Emily's experience is in pharmaceutical... not quite the same as high end luxury clients)
I guess all French people are rude, chain smoke, barely work and can't resist trying to bone any American girl in sight...
Everything in that show is so cringe worthy... It reads like fan faction from a 16 year old girl that has never been to Paris and watched too much gossip girl
Aladdin (2019)
Surprisingly decent
You know what. They actually didn't embarrass themselves.
Most of the movie is quite good.
I just really hated the casting choice for Jaffa's and how the character was handled
The Lion King (2019)
Empty Shell
Does it look good. Oh hell yeah. Some of the best CGI ever put on film.
BUT
That actually hurts the movie. You lose so much of the soul of that movie by have such photo realism... it really loses its soul
Star Wars: Episode IX - The Rise of Skywalker (2019)
Come on people - Be fair... but not dumb
There is so much in this movie that makes no sense... the plot reads like below average fan fiction... heck electronic arts and BioWare came up with better storylines than this movie.
But it's not s terrible movie... it is entertaining and fast paced... the fast pace may be by design so that you don't think for too long about the nonsense logic bombs dropped every 15 mins or so...
Visuals are great and so is the score.
A lot of the movie feels like damage control from the backlash of last Jedi....but it overcorrects and goes way too far in the over direction
So yeah... 6/10... enjoyable movie if you don't think too much about it
Batman and Harley Quinn (2017)
Who let them direct this?
I'm torn with this movie.
On one hand nostalgia wants me to like it as in brings back good memories. The animation is good and true to the original animated series and the voice acting is mostly on point.
On the other hand there's so much wrong with this movie...
I have no idea who this movie was made for as it includes mature content such as violence and sexuality but also fart jokes... yup... fart jokes and a lot of stupid moments that belong in a family guy episode, not a Batman movie.
It's too wonder if the director ever saw an episode of the animated series.