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Glass Onion (2022)
Utter Rubbish
As a life-long fan of murder mysteries, whodunits, and detective mysteries, I have to say this is one of the worst examples of the genre I have ever watched. We should all be suspicious of where the high IMDB ratings came from, because this movie was utter drivel. If you were to take a random episode from any of the 13 seasons of Poirot, this nonsense wouldn't even come close to what that series achieved, and you could substitute Poirot with any one of several dozen low-budget dramas and you would come to the same conclusion. Even excusing this as a modern parody of the genre, you are left rolling your eyes in disbelief that this kind of rubbish is passing for entertainment. Really, don't waste your time with this.
The Control Room (2022)
A new genre?
Imagine watching a game of soccer, played on a tennis court with a shuttlecock by jockeys riding llamas in slow motion with random action-replays in Ultra-HD and Dolby Atmos 3D surround sound, narrated in Sanskrit by Norwegian commentators with Greek subtitles, all on the hottest day in British history... and you won't even be close.