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3/10
Trigger Warning: Child Sex Abuse Scenes
18 February 2023
Warning: Spoilers
No trigger warning for scenes of child/teen sex violence, and that same young (I'm sure of-age) actress later 'revenge-seducing' an older adult male. It was just gross. Also, very unnerved by the adorable toddler actress in a scene with the avenging ghost teen, Crystal, where she reveals to the wife that she ghost-seduced her husband, then picks up the baby to signify that she in fact ghost-conceived her, was.....skeevy. She looked too young and the scene, a sex act, was awkward.

As everyone else notes, the end was uninterpretable and stupid. The child-molesting and body-disposing grandfather, long a dementia-addled shell, happily strolls up to the haunted house of child rape, murder and possession, like a poor man's Cab Calloway and smiles like an old pedophile. What...the hell?! Either he was possessed by the girl or someone else.

All of the adults are reprehensible people. The women are, of course, demonic. The grandmother protects a dead-beat child raping husband by casually slaughtering the hopeless victim over breakfast and telling her shocked, child molesting husband to get rid of the body. How a woman could make a ruthless, evil, sack of garbage like him seem less revolting is the writing acrobatics of a woman-hating man. Happily, she rises from the dead and violently murders the woman who was busy making dinner for 'her man' like nothing happened.

The main characters, a wife, husband and toddler are haunted by the same spirit because it was his grandparents who tortured and murdered her. He knew her when they were kids though didn't know the reasons behind her sudden disappearance. Their daughter becomes possessed and the mother is first to correctly diagnose it but instead of running to protect her child she runs away, unravels, distances herself while the men attempt a solution.

The myth of the tail-between-the-legs, sorry, sad sack is in full force here. The wife, convinced the child she bore isn't hers, goads the husband into leaving her on the stoop of an abandoned church at night. Yes. Next they're happily cooking dinner planning some cliche strawberries and whipped cream middle class fantasy as if they hadn't survived a haunted house, their toddler being possessed, digging up the murdered body of a raped, pregnant child, the grandfather being arrested and possessed.....yep. The daughter reappears while these fools are readying for date night and the spirit possesses the mother. The next day they're reassuring the pastor as a happy family and creep grandpa rolls up. And that's all! Yes, it's terrible. The grandfather's nurse was a nut too. Some of the haunting scenes are good, the young actors are also good. Avoid this movie.
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Dancing Through the Snow (2021 TV Movie)
3/10
Gross Age Difference....
25 June 2022
I felt the same about Nicola Posener and Brad Johnson in A Crafty Christmas Romance. Colin Lawrence was 50, Anna Lynne McCord 33 - DESPITE her real life choices - the clear age difference is visually and viscerally, yuck!

There are lots of young actors that she can be paired with, and more mature actors he can be paired with.

Also, McCord looked heavy-lidded, bored, depressed and zombie-like throughout the whole thing, her pale purple lip color didn't help.

Bianca Lawrence was a wonderful breath of fresh air, the rest of the cast made up for the bland, struggling storyline also.
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A Crafty Christmas Romance (2020 TV Movie)
5/10
Uncomfortable Age Difference
8 November 2020
He's not the 60y/o actor Brad Johnson that populates first in search. He's Robyn Lively's (Teen Witch) brother-in-law, her husband is 50y/o actor Bart Johnson. Despite this, and despite him cleverly hiding his age, Nicola Posener was born in 1987, she's 33! He sure as heck ain't, and it shows.

The May-December casting turned me and my family off and we didn't finish the movie. They're working actors, I don't blame them, I blame casting that clearly spent #metoo binge-watching Porky's movies. She's this flawless-skinned, impeccably made-up, YOUNG, fit, sophisticated, YOUNG, woman with highlights; and while soft-spoken, charming and gentle, he's waaaaaayyyy older looking, with well-worn skin, and a hockey player's beak, lol! They don't even look like neighbors.

Unlike others I thought they had chemistry. His character was upbeat, nice and fun, and they connected well. I thought she strained to convey warmth and felt Ms Posener miscast for the Rockwellian setting and tempo. I'd like to see them both again, just cast with better leads in more suitable stories.
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