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Devil in Ohio (2022)
Possibly the worst thing I've ever seen
Words fail me.
For starters, the movie is just a huge pile of horror movie cliches. Even the highschool drama segments are just mountains of cliches ripped from breakfast club!
I get the feeling that the show writer's family took in a foster child at some point and wrote this piece of trash to justify their hatred of them.
Every single character is an insane narcists! It's really staggering!
Isaac - "I hate you because you're trying to make new friends, you invited me to a party I didn't want to go to, and you couldn't help me become student council president."
Dad - "I hate you because your insane cult family burned down my house and saved me from financial ruin."
Jules - "I hate you because the boy I liked likes you instead and my friend that you don't know got mad at me because
And then the ending is like- "Ah yes, our lives would have been so much better if we weren't saddled with the emotional baggage of these abuse survivors."
Then the big creepy twist is that the horrific abuse survivor is a little too attached to the woman who saved her from being incinerated. OKAY, WOW, SOMEBODY STOP THE TRAIN!
WHAT THE HELL!? It's like the show is gaslighting me. I need to go take a shower.
Star Wars Rebels: Double Agent Droid (2017)
Skippable Filler
This one doesn't really make a lot of sense. Now I hate Chopper and I really hate AP.
But the thing that tanks the episode is the weird ending, the whole episode smacks of filler in the, "Threatening to move the plot, but nah, we would never really move the plot over a Chopper episode" vein. The whole episode actually shows the empire doing something clever and is an interesting premise, but the problem is that Phoenix Squadron just flips a switch in the last 10 seconds, bad guys blow up, and it's rolls credits.
It's filler 101, really. Right next to the canned "it was all a dream!" twist.
Star Wars: Visions: The Twins (2021)
Stupid and Weird
Preachy kid tries to murder his sister in order to save her life.
Doesn't really make much sense, more of a mishmash of overused anime tropes thrown into a blender with a little Star Wars nail polish.