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Battle Creek: Cereal Killer (2015)
So this show is about a Cheerio's or Corn Flakes killer??
If the producers of this idiot show can't even get the Title of the show correct, how can anyone take it seriously. Unless the premise of the show is that someone is running around Killing boxes of Cheerio's or Frosted Flakes, then "Cereal" ISN'T correct. Cereal is a FOOD made from edible GRAINS, however SERIAL is something in succession. Use the damn Dictionary before naming a TV show or Movie that is a SERIAL!
Besides that, the acting is barely acceptable and the writing is abysmal, were these writers brought up on comic books? The Characters are superficial and there is little cohesion between them. It is like they are strangers passing in the night.
San Andreas (2015)
Oh yeah this film IS a Disaster ...........
Movie Review: (the best I can do) . San Andreas - Highly Fictional ... no Delusional, redux of so many awful mega California Quake films with Cheezy Absurd over the top special effects and horrible acting by "Down the" Dwayne Johnson who couldn't act his way out of a wet paper bag, laughable line deliveries by Paul Giamatti and Carla Gugino who used to be good actors. This is supposed to be a Mega Disaster Epic, and that it is ... an Epic Mega Disaster of a laugh. Apparently the writers never consulted a single Scientist in the improbable script for this dumb movie. You would be better served taking your $25 for two tickets and buying Lotto Tickets, which have a better chance of actually happening as advertised. They should have billed this laugh fest as a comedy. 1/2 a Popcorn cold for this Mega Dud of a Apocalyptic Film. And that is the View from the Balcony - KB (c) (tm) 2015
Edge of Tomorrow (2014)
More Scientology Sci-Fi BS .......
All that has to be said is Tom Cruise and Bill Paxton (Scientologists, among others) are in this Sci-Fi movie and has something to do with it's writing and productions. 'nuff said. Now don't get me wrong, the acting in most cases is quite good (except for Paxton who just can't act worth a cent) and the sets and cinematography is also very good, but enough already with all the Scientology Sci-Fi garbage just like the mega bomb "After Earth"!
Character development is bland and all the interactions between characters is dull and very artificial. Is this the future for Cruise? Will the rest of his career be making Scientology Propaganda films? Tome was quite good and entertaining in Jack Reacher, decidedly not a "church" inspired script or film. If you haven't seen it, you should because it was very human for Cruise in that part, though the "stunts were over the top implausible.
Airplane vs. Volcano (2014)
OMG you have to be kidding, right?
I can summarize this review by simply saying that if Dean Cain and Robin Givens (former Mrs. Mike Tyson punching bag) is in the movie, just walk on by, nothing to see here. You have to say to yourself, who in god's name would even accept a screenplay written about an airplane, an airliner no less, that is somehow out of all improbability flown into the center of a ring of volcano's that are erupting at the same time?? Have you EVER heard of any more than ONE volcano in any geographic area erupting? No, cause it has never happened in recorded history. And of course the FAA didn't see this, even just one of the volcano's causing a flight hazard?? Well maybe an FAA under the incompetent Oblamo Administration. Anything more written is an even bigger waste of time than seeing this boil of a movie. Go and rent the original "Airport" movie and have a good laugh at a great pun filled comedy instead. As for Dean Cane, take up selling Real Estate in Hollywood instead and stay off the Big and Little screen, please.
The Mummy Resurrected (2014)
They should have left the stupid premise BURIED!
This horribly written script only left out one thing that might have saved it from bankrupting the producers and those that were foolish enough to bankroll this epic flop - Teen Heart Throbs with pretty faces, 6-packs, big busted low-cut honey's with tight butts in short-shorts, like all the moronic vampire and zombie films and TV shows aimed at the addle-brained adolescents that flock to them.
Trying very hard to look and smell like a Brandon Frasier "Mummy" epic, this is a very poor rip-off. Perhaps the producers should have taken a "slap-stick" approach, rather than attempt a feeble serious guffaw that this turns out to be.
OMG, where to start? The Script, acting, "cinema" photography, plot and probably even the food table for the actors and hands was horrible! You'll be more entertained if you go and rent (buy it) one of the original 1932 B&W Boris Karloff "Mummy" films. This one gave me a whole roll of Tums case of indigestion!
The Revolution (2012)
Who the h3ll wrote this craap?? In the TV Trash Can by Week 4!
It was a piece of chit. HORRIBLE acting, HORRIBLE Script, HORRIBLE plot, and as far are Physics goes (I taught Astro Physics) IT'S IMPOSSIBLE!!! REALLY, .... Bows and Arrows, Pirate Swords and 16th Century Muskets just cause the technology of electricity is supposedly "turned off"?? B S.
They Stole the look and crappy premises of LOST, Riverworld, Jericho, Falling Skies, The X-Files, The Walking Dead, Millennium, the Hooey mystic crap and frankly lousy actors from just about every other show on TV of the same type.
Who the h3ll wrote this craapp?? In the TV Trash Can by Week 4!