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yuri-levikov
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Andor (2022)
Empty
Well, we all knew anything touched by disney becomes rubbish. But this one took it all to some new heights. It is awfully empty, stupid, badly choreographed, boring as hell, and way worse than most fanfics.
Unnatural in all aspects, people motivations are non-present. Events are so unrealistic, they look plain stupid. Kenari male? Seriously? Stone Age rebels. Yeah, they are serious. This is their take on making "darker, grittier Star Wars".
And the language. Guys seriously using the word "okay" in both Andor and Willow. Somebody, please slip a hint to disney, that not whole the Universe is a modern day sepressive part of the US.
But the main nail in the coffin of this burning rubbish pile are ak rifles in the hands of those Stone Age rebels.
The 100 (2014)
Vanilla and dumb
The 100 shades of twilight. The stupidest pseudo sci-fi flick ever. The motto is:"do not use the kill switch on the power station - blow it", "oh, there's a monster - stare at it", " army can't - let's call for teenage girls and sugar-boys", "kill more, and then speak in low dramatic whisper with tears - yeah, OK, you're not a murderer any more". Lame to the grade modern DC all whispering series start looking like proper quality movies.