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Freddy Got Fingered (2001)
Often mis-understood
Not since Citizen Kane has a movie been written, directed, and starred in while being hated for all the wrong reasons. If you look at the voting for the film the majority (52%) of its votes are either 10 or 1. That statistic shows just how this movie works. You either love it, or hate it. If you get Tom Green's comedy and think he's a genius, you'll love this movie. If you think he's disgusting, doesn't know when to quit, etc. then you'll hate it.
That being said, this movie really is fantastic. Watch it once and be disgusted, curse Tom Green for making a piece of garbage with a stupid plot and disgusting scenes. Then watch it again and let go of any expectations. Don't look for a plot, because the plot is stupid. Just enjoy the movie as a serious of hilarious acts loosely related. Once it grows on you it'll be an instant classic.
JAPAN 4!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The Lord of the G-Strings: The Femaleship of the String (2003)
Seriously is the worst movie. Ever.
Man... I thought I'd seen some bad movies before, but this is seriously the worst ever. Its so bad, that if you are even the least bit drunk or high you'll find this movie hilarious. There are 6-8 totally ugly chicks who all just keep getting naked. The production value is zero, think high school project done in a weekend. It was obviously filmed in a park, and nothing, no amount of seeing the people in the movie naked could ever make up for how terrible this movie is. Yea I laughed my ass off, but if you have to spend even one dollar on it, its overpriced. I caught it on latenight television, and I felt bad, really bad, for everyone involved in the movie. You can't plan on making something this bad, it has to just happen. A quick spoiler: the hobbits, or whatever they're called in this movie, enter a tavern which is supposed to be in the forrest in medieval time and make out on the tavern pool table, which looks brand new. Man... SO bad.