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Reviews
Twilight (2008)
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Wow, the public really knows how to glamorize, eh? They told us, the viewers: it's the movie of the century; you'll never forget the magic of seeing Twilight on the big screen, etc, etc.
Well, thanks a lot, critics. You let us down yet again.
Sitting in that seat in the movie theater, I was more interested, honestly, in what was going on around me than what was happening on the screen. Granted, I took notice during high-action scenes (which, they weren't many, by the way) and I paid attention when due. But overall, Twilight was so yawn-worthy, I walked out of that theatre thinking...
"Thank God I got in free."
If you think it's worth 2 hours of your life, go on and mosey to see it. Otherwise, stay in your home- it's more exciting there than in that theatre.
SpongeBob SquarePants (1999)
I liked the first few episodes...
But I hate the new ones. They're getting worse and worse every time and I wish they'll take this show off the air. Not only did it show a homosexuality theme once or twice (i.e: When Patrick and Spongebob raised the clam) but it showed something I'll never forget...pantie raiding. What children's cartoon goes around and raids underwear drawers? WHO, I ASK?! No one except Spongebob. It was a terrible scene and I stopped watching the show right then.
And then, there was the episode where Spongebob and whats-his-face were cursing and it wasn't revealed. I wouldn't care if it was. It's sending the wrong message to kids and that's why I am forced to rate Spongebob THE worst show for kids on television.
Bring on the hate mail!
The Mermaid Chair (2006)
What an awful, confusing movie
I watched it with my mom and we were like...
What the hell? We didn't get it at all. I may have this wrong, but a chair had something to do with the death of this woman's father. That movie was terrible! This is not a movie for those who love a good suspense movie. Bad suspense movie! *shakes cane at movie* I'm never seeing it again. And I'm a big fan of lifetime movies, too! They kinda need to quit trying to make movies outta books. It's driving me crazy!!!
And Whit was butt-ugly and yet, she loves him more than Hugh, who was a TINY bit nicer-looking.
My rating: 1/10