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Battlestar Galactica: Blood & Chrome (2012)
What the frack?
If the viewers are into overexposed camera shots, constant lens flaring,and battle scenes with excessive camera and set shaking then maybe this movie is for you. I am sure Pate used all of the camera "techniques" to hide the obvious flaws in the abysmal sets of this film. Acting is mediocre and plot development anticlimactic. "I'm going to have a fracking son"... if you do not want to use the proper dramatic language for tense life experiences don't use them at all-you know whatI fracking mean. I gave it 2 because it is maybe just north of awful...frack!!! This movie is obviously geared for fracking adolescents and it may even disappoint here as well.
V/H/S (2012)
It hurts
I watched this "movie" because of all the hype. The knuckleheads who "created" this monstrosity must have spent all of their Christmas money, which I estimate to be about 300 dollars. It has to be the worst piece of film ever conceived. It is 100 times worse than Blair Witch Project. Any one would have a better time watching ad hoc clips from You Tube. There is no plot, just constant jittery cheap camera shots that could send the watcher into a seizure. Apparently there are several directors who should have taken a different course study while they were able. If you are into self torture than by all means waste your time and money. My advice is to run away...far away from this insult of a "movie"