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Steven Universe: Alone at Sea (2016)
Season 3, Episode 15
1/10
Finally, SU has gotten it's first terrible episode.
29 July 2016
Warning: Spoilers
I've watched all of Steven Universe's episodes, and at worst, I've thought an episode was OK. When I watched Alone at sea, I thought those 10 minutes were 10 hours of horror.

We have an episode with Greg, Steven and Lapis, three characters that I enjoy seeing on the show, and they are going on a boat trip, that sounds like fun, right? Nope. For the most part of the episode, literally NOTHING happens other than Steven tryharding to make everything fun, Lapis being miserable all the time for no reason and Greg being awkward over Lapis, now that idea can make for a great episode, but it was poorly done if that was the intention. There was no comedy, no drama, no lore expansion, nothing.

But then, a glimpse of excitement occurred when Lapis said she missed Jasper, that was surprising and made for a very interesting plot... but then it absolutely flopped having Jasper, who we last saw her falling to the bottom of the earth, magically show up at the boat with them (I'm not a coincidence hater... but come on), and then out of nowhere an abusive relationship plot showed up on the middle of its climax, filled with stereotypical phrases and poses, with the nice little cliché ending of one part saying "NO". They throw Jasper back to wherever she came from and that was it.

Basically, the episode was filled with nothing, a glimpse of excitement that got killed in 5 seconds.
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Hollidaysburg (2014)
1/10
Boring, waste of time and money.
25 October 2014
Not only my time and money, but Anna's and the whole crew of the Chair. Should have seen it coming, as every time Anna appeared on the chair it became boring instantly, I could always tell when it came to Anna's perspective because of that. Photography and music was great, something good I guess, but overall story and how it was delivered, not good, also the actors at times seemed kinda awkward, it was just... It makes me mad. I think the biggest good thing about this movie (Besides when it ended) is that she did not write the script. That would've totally killed it, so props to the writer for doing a good job at handing his work and see it destroyed into tiny little pieces. That would've totally killed it, so props to the writer for doing a good job at handing his work and see it destroyed into tiny little pieces.
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