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The Hand That Rocks the Cradle (1992)
THE Masterpiece, Blueprint, Gold Standard.
This is the Cannonball in 1992 that created every Lifetime Movie that their fans love in 2020. This is the 'Casablanca' of this style of movie just with an "R" rating. This movie had me actually feeling Love/Hate and actually caring about it's characters. The people giving it low ratings honestly are dismissive because it effected them with emotion which scared them, and you can tell they are reviewers with no kids or family just a faux cyber life. This movie is just as riveting today as it was in the 90's A+ especially Rebecca.
A Mighty Wind (2003)
Great! Just one GIANT mistake!
I love this movie and the songs throughout the film, but the BEST part is the Mitch & Mickey Song about the Kiss, which makes this movie memorable. You should have had that great song only in the finale! It was already played Twice in the film and didn't feel as truely special and tear jerking when you've already heard it all thoughout the film. I bet if it was only played in the 3rd act it would have won the Oscar tbh.
Little Man (2006)
Little Tunes
This movie is great, when you realize what it was meant to be. This is a live action
'Looney Tunes'. You catch it easily especially in the end with the thugs, the huge goon turning off the light and constantly being hit over the head with the lights out, also Chaz & Shawn fighting with children's toy hands complete with sound effects. If you understand what you're watching it is charming.
Blast from the Past (1999)
Great Movie. Shows Ignorance is Bliss!
This film is fantastic, especially living in 2020. I need to be honest. Every time I leave the house, I remind myself to take a second to stop and look around my surroundings, and every single time my brain goes to this movie and the scene were Christopher Walken goes up from the bomb shelter to make sure it's safe for his family and he loses his mind regarding what he sees in 1999!
Ie: People eating out of the trash, people looking like "Mutants", men dressed as women etc... It always creates a small little smeark, and inside my head, I start thinking about that song 'You ain't seen nothin' yet'!
Ba, Ba, Ba Baby you just ain't seen nothing yet! Thinking about the future gives me chills tbh, and makes me enjoy light hearted films like this even more. In times like these.
Rock of Ages (2012)
It's a Musical!
For all the "Hard Rock" guys who take themselves too seriously. It's a comedy musical with A-list Stars.
Better than Hairspray with Travolta as a chubby women. If you grew up in the 80's enjoy the hits and connect the dots with Paul Giamatti playing basically Doc McGee, Tom Cruise playing Axl Rose, Zeta Jones playing Tipper Gore and etc... It's just silly fun, that in July of 2020 I want and need.
The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! (1988)
Simply Fantastic!
If you liked or love 'Airplane' or early Mel Brooks movies, you will love this movie. It is a Slapstick/Spoof in that same vain. For younger generations who review, it seems that for all the time spent going through others reviews, box office numbers etc... and what other people think of movies,
STOP IT! It just drives me NUTS before leaving a review or decided if YOU like the movie, you guys have to check with others to determine if you're allowed to like it and then complain that it has a low rating.
Generations are always talking about change and it takes only one, so let's start small and start with the arts. (You effect a rating)
Halloween II (1981)
A Great Double Feature!
Watch this movie as a double feature with the Original Halloween 78'
Every Halloween we watch the Original with a short intermission, and then follow it up with Halloween 2, they sync up perfectly and combine to be our favorite "Horror" movie just behind 'The Exorcist'
It is a joke that Halloween 2018 is being marketed to this generation to be the sequel to the Original Halloween 78'
Watch these 2 together and you will Love it.
Jack of all Trades (2018)
False advertisement
This junk has nothing to do with card collecting. It is just about a man child carrying around a Ken Griffey Jr. Rc. that was MASS produced and has little value in 2019.
It is about a dork with mental illness who uses his daddy issues as an excuse of why he has no life or love anymore as a grown man.
It is a shame that Netflix even greenlit this thing.
Deadpool 2 (2018)
Bad & Extremely Disappointing.
This was terrible plain and simple.
Just left me 2 hours older and
$30 lighter in the wallet.
I need a break from these superhero movies and I only watch maybe half of them.
I'm honestly thinking that many of these ratings and positive reviews of late on these movies are bots or studio generated, will be only watching when recommended from trusted friends period.