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Hellraiser (2022)
1/10
What did i just watch?
11 October 2022
I fell asleep and didnt want to finish it but did. This was really pointless, boring, way to long, bad acting, and worthless. The cenebites were more like robot Aliens and screwed up the lore of all the movies. You didnt care for any of the actors and wished they all died a bad death but the movie didnt show that. It was tame and not scary at all and not even dread was created. It's not a reimagining but a really bad bad remake. I'd rather watch the CD in his face guy from the 3rd one. The sex scenes were really out of place and weird as well. Of course they set it up to continue but its way to boring for a Part 2.
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3/10
It started out wrong
11 August 2022
The pemise starts out wrong from the start. They said FightClub was to show the anger of the generation but that movie didn't come until 3 months after tbe Festival. Its like Antifa Gone Wild. The organizers did everything they could to cause it and nothing to prevent it. What do you except when its 113 degrees, no water, no food and the most rocking nu metal bands? Juat another Netflix special where they blame white people and 'toxic males' for everything while ignoring the String Cheese Incident was there, DMX etc. I was there 95% of the peoole were fine. Corporate greed killed the 90s and it only has gotten 1000 times worse.
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3/10
So bad
13 July 2022
Every reviewer is trying to prop this up as misunderstood and a cult film. It's not. It's junk. So slow, boring, and you dont care about the characters. It's not even cheesy fun.
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1/10
Bye netflix
2 May 2022
Trash like this is why im cancelling netflix. Waaa. A store has hot models, waaaa they dont have clothes for my size, waaaa. The demographic needs to look like the people who buys the clothes. And Les Wexner? Epstein had everyone fooled.
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Hail Satan? (2019)
1/10
Good doc but
20 March 2022
Really good doc that traces the roots and rise of TCS. It also shows you what a bunch of losers the TCS followers are. The movement is hyjacked by people with their own movement and are bored enough to make waves.
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5/10
Gold diggers get coned
5 February 2022
Warning: Spoilers
The real title or 'women go for guys with money even if its fake' takes 2 hours to tell a 15 min story. Its amazing how easy it is to scam people but woman do it allll the time to men. This just flips the tables and the women and CC card companies figure it out and get payback. Simon could have just did ok but he had to go crazy and spend 20gs every few days.
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1/10
More woke bs and bad writing
16 January 2022
What is the endgame to all this? Other than making money and telling us, yet again, white people suck and socialism rules. I mean honestly what is Disney trying to do? That being said the villians are good in this and thats about it.
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Thirteen (2003)
6/10
Its like Bidens America
8 December 2021
This movie is more relavant than ever because sexualized young girls is promoted more than ever in the media. A drug use is legal so why not. All under the guise of woman empowerment.
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4/10
Meh
7 December 2021
Really thought this was going somewhere but nooo. The crazy woman from The Woman is in this movie (that movie was utter trash and ridiculous) so I guess this a step up buy a step up from IMDB 2 to 4 is still trash.
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Underwater (2020)
4/10
Boooring
7 October 2021
The Abyss and Levithon are interesting. This def is not. Boring, unbelivable, bad casting, blurry, and you hope everyone dies. Fun twist but not enough.
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Resident Alien (2021– )
3/10
Meh
5 October 2021
Enough with the woke, PC, politics sh$$$.

Andy is funny but it's not funny, not believeable, and more like a bad soup opera.
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Black Widow (2021)
1/10
Trash
26 July 2021
For the love of.. She isnt supposed to be superpowered but she is. Forgetable plot that doesnt make sense and the biggest waste of popular character since Jaws the Revenge. Taskmaster could have had his own series for petes sake.
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1/10
The powers that be hate the truth
29 June 2021
The fact that this is still on netflix proves it it's BS. The guy exposed Epstein and Clinton and Obama and they try to throw him under the bus. Makes you wonder.
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1/10
The worst Stiller movie ever and worst movie of the past 10
5 May 2021
This is so unbelievably bad but not funny bad. It's pure junk and fails on so many levels.
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Red Dot (2021)
3/10
Don't waste your time.bad reviews are right
16 February 2021
Started silly, got unbearable, got a twist and then. Awful. I usually love movies like thisbad this was pretty bad. There are just to many stupid actions by smart people that just don't sense. Acting was very bad and plot was like written by high schoolers.
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Under the Dome (2013–2015)
1/10
Wet trash
11 January 2021
I really tried to get into this but it got worse and worse and ended horribly. Between the "new" twlight zone, the stand, and this I (know this is from 2013) CBS owes me money of CBS all access. The writing is bad, makes no sense, everything is BORING as hell, and the PC messages are as subtle as a heart attack. Just avoid
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Bloodshot (2020)
4/10
Nap time movie
13 November 2020
Remember universal Soilder with Van Damn? Watch that instead. This was horribly cheesy, fake, terrible plot, terrible acting and just the worst. Why do they bother? My whole family fell asleep to it. This movie would have been old 25 years ago.
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5/10
What the hell did I just watch
2 November 2020
The cast, singing, atmosphere was great. The plot had holes that made it...not so good.
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V-Wars (2019)
2/10
I tried to like this but noooo
10 December 2019
I love cheesy horror series or whatever but this lame as hell. Cheesy acting, not believable and just silly at times. Also does every single netflix series have to have a cliched motivation? Every single one. Just make a good series for the love of God and people will watch it.
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1/10
Absolute jjoke of a movie
5 September 2019
I will literally sit through anything just to see it end and even if the movie is horrible Ill watch. This movie is just painful, horrible, unbearable, moronic and judt plsin dumb. You will literally be dumber for having watched this and will hate yourself for watchung it.
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The Monster (2016)
3/10
Enough with the fake reviews! The only monster is this movie.
26 January 2019
It's funny how all the good reviews were posted even before the movie came out. Anyway. It you want a daughter and mother screaming 'f#$$ you" or crying for 1.5 hours this is the movie for you. Not a good indie movie at all. A drama covered in the guise of horror and with subject matter has been done before and better and the end was absolutely horrible. The practical effects weren't bad for low budget though
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Broad City (2014–2019)
2/10
Fake reviews galore
14 December 2018
What's with all the fake reviews? Comedy Central green-lights anything these days. The show falls flat, is boring and isn't funny at all. It's toilet humor and maybe sad woman at home think it's funny but it's really for 14 year olds.
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1/10
Fake Show
29 November 2018
This is has to be the most faked reviewed showed ever. It's a lifetime soup opera which never, for one moment, shows any suspense or "horror". A few jump scares and loud noises does not make a movie or mini- series scary. Way to many PC check boxes CHECKED to be taken seriously, characters you don't really care about, and hours spent with NOTHING happening. There is no plot, arcs, or resolution of issues. Just tedious melodramatic acting that belongs on Melrose Place, that is the real horror.
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Halloween (I) (2018)
5/10
Seems to be A LOT of fake reviews
29 October 2018
Halloween is considered one of the best horror movies of all time (my favorite) but this is barely better than Halloween H20. It's basically not scary at all. NO SUSPENSE and NO buildup. It was like watching a copy of the original but without the magic and the ending sucked. VERY DISAPPOINTING. Everyone involved in the 2018 may be "a big fan" of the original' but NONE of what made the first or second one scary makes into this film. I've been watching the Halloween marathon non-stop on AMC (the have shown the original about 12 times so far and all the others (yes cheesy and Rob Zombies ultra violent) and most of those you can watch a few times each. Not this one. We meet some blog people they get killed, meet some teenagers they get killed, Laurie is nut job and for having 40 years to get ready she does a bad job defending herself. . There is way to many plot-holes, bad choices and ridiculous decisions you can't even take it seriously. I'll stick to one and two.
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Titans (I) (2018–2023)
2/10
Like the Inhumans but not as good
13 October 2018
When a show has a more fake 10 reviews than real ones you know it awesome.It's all teen angst and drama with video game action scenes and dark DC world where it's always raining. Weird casting and frankly kinda of boring.
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