Unlike the original, A New Legacy isn't about pitting the Tunes Squad and LeBron James (LBJ) against a host of nigh-invincible opponents. It's purely an LBJ ego-fest with a handful of cartoon sidekicks to prop up his silly antics. And BAD acting. Don't forget that.
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Alien Warfare
(2019)
Power Rangers VS Boy Scouts + 1 Hot Chick
13 March 2020
Warning: Spoilers
Mmmm, yeah. The title pretty much says it all. This is certainly one of the worst movies I have ever watched in my life, and I have watched plenty of really crappy ones.
Where should I start?
1) The Cast
There was only 1 semi-competent actor, and that was LT. He had a degree of charisma, and some acting chops, too. As for the rest, well, they were probably drunk, high, or were forced under duress to participate in this movie. Or a combination of all 3.
Hell, even the Power Ranger wannabes couldn't even act, and they didn't even have to do much. For an intergalactic SWAT retrieval team, they were clunky, dim-witted, and incompetent all over.
2) The Story
Yeah, some story.
So, some Kal-El reject crash landed on Earth, and the humans were trying their best to open. Well, why the hell didn't they even move this stupid pod to a truly secure facility?
So, to retrieve said pod, and possibly locate the missing people (probably not a priority at all, to be frank), they send in the motliest of motley crews. You've heard of the A-Team? The Ghostbusters? The Ninja Turtles?
Sadly, POTUS could only send the guys from the bottom of the list of the "REJECTED" shelf of Secret Agents and Military Bad-asses - the only guys that the Navy Seals paid to stay at home.
Hell, you could have achieved a better outcome if you had sent Seinfeld, George, Elaine, and Kramer. At the least, you'd be laughing. Come to think of it, George would have found a way to open that stupid pod.
3) The Effects
Some college sophomore is definitely a few hundred dollars richer. Probably used the money to (finally) buy a paid version of the video editing software on his computer.
4) Misc Stuff
The blender - For god's sake, what the hell what that all about?
The girl - Nice eye candy. Fibonacci sequence. Ooooh.
My life - I could never take these 90 minutes back.
Where should I start?
1) The Cast
There was only 1 semi-competent actor, and that was LT. He had a degree of charisma, and some acting chops, too. As for the rest, well, they were probably drunk, high, or were forced under duress to participate in this movie. Or a combination of all 3.
Hell, even the Power Ranger wannabes couldn't even act, and they didn't even have to do much. For an intergalactic SWAT retrieval team, they were clunky, dim-witted, and incompetent all over.
2) The Story
Yeah, some story.
So, some Kal-El reject crash landed on Earth, and the humans were trying their best to open. Well, why the hell didn't they even move this stupid pod to a truly secure facility?
So, to retrieve said pod, and possibly locate the missing people (probably not a priority at all, to be frank), they send in the motliest of motley crews. You've heard of the A-Team? The Ghostbusters? The Ninja Turtles?
Sadly, POTUS could only send the guys from the bottom of the list of the "REJECTED" shelf of Secret Agents and Military Bad-asses - the only guys that the Navy Seals paid to stay at home.
Hell, you could have achieved a better outcome if you had sent Seinfeld, George, Elaine, and Kramer. At the least, you'd be laughing. Come to think of it, George would have found a way to open that stupid pod.
3) The Effects
Some college sophomore is definitely a few hundred dollars richer. Probably used the money to (finally) buy a paid version of the video editing software on his computer.
4) Misc Stuff
The blender - For god's sake, what the hell what that all about?
The girl - Nice eye candy. Fibonacci sequence. Ooooh.
My life - I could never take these 90 minutes back.
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