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The Island (2005)
Wake up and see this movie
This is a movie that inexplicably did poorly at the box office yet is better than practically every big mainstream movie out in release. There is no question that Michael Bay is one off the greatest action directors to ever have graced the genre. The plot concerns a Utopian world where males and females are harvested for their organs. There are some thought provoking ideas here (if) you look at it from a retro-1950's perspective, but it does set up the action scenes nicely. there some amazing visuals. There are two freeway chase sequences, one of which has some the prettiest car crashes ever seen. Pretty, but heart quickening. I love how Bay makes you feel like things are flying right out of the screen. The man on a run plot gives way to free the slaves finale and all ion all, it's a crowd pleasing experience. Don't believe the bad hype...go see it.
Resident Evil: Apocalypse (2004)
Not bad at all
So I went into this movie without any expectations whatsoever, and I think that helped. This is not a movie that you would ever expect to be good, so the fact that it wasn't terrible is an accomplishment. I simply do not understand the venom reviewers throw at schlock movies such as this when it is plainly, clearly aimed at one agenda: a cheap, Friday night date/scare movie. Does it deliver? Yes, more often than not. Milla Jovovich is a stunningly beautiful actress to watch, and there's actually some acting talent there. She manages to deliver her genre cliché's with actual charisma. The rest of the cast ranges from decent (a funny Mike Epps)to dismissably cable TV (everyone else). The directing is about on par with the rush jobs of this formula pic, with some stupid jarring blurry stuff that just annoyed me. I've pretty much given up that few in the American studio system knows how to stage a decent fight scene, and this film is a case in point: all shaky cameras and a blur of bodies. For sure, I much preferred the Dawn of the Dead remake to this, just as much as I preferred Torque to the Fast and Furious movies: both films were stylish, comedic spins on the genre. However, if all movies were built sarcastically there would be no reference for what they were ripping on. Resident Evil: Apocalypse gets the job done, and that's good enough for a Friday night. Two 1/2 stars out of five.
Torque (2004)
A pleasant surprise
I caught this movie on DVD the other day. I thought it was going to be terrible. It was actually great! The action goods are all there, but five minutes into it I got the joke and was laughing with it (not at it). I don't think this movie will appeal to everyone, but it will get two types for sure: action gearheads who just want a solid uncomplicated action picture, and smart viewers who can appreciate clever film-making and the in-jokes threaded throughout. After seeing the cameo of Dennis Weaver still being chased by the truck from Duel after thirty years, I was won over by the Torque's own charms. First of all it the director, cinematographer, and editor did a great job. This film looks incredible. For those of you who actually care about film-making, this film is densely loaded with interesting angles and techniques that somehow manage to work as a cohesive style. I love the way Joseph Kahn stages scenes. It's very creative and he has a sharp sense of timing - action and comedywise. An overlooked first effort and I would like to see more from him. Second, I thought Martin Henderson as Cory Ford did a solid job as your typical running from the law good guy. I liked his charisma and hope he does more action flicks. There are some standout sequences but my favorites are the opening car chase, the train sequence, the freeway, and the surreal, over-the-top Playstation style ending. What's great is that each has its own feel so that there is no sense of repetition. You feel like each chase brings something new to the table, unlike other ilk of this genre. Need I say anything about the women in this film? Wow. I would let Jaime Pressly ride my bike anytime she wants. A word about the bad reviews here: ignore them. The film is too good as an action movie to be dismissed - what are the looking for, Cold Mountain? Disregard anyone who complains about the "pepsi product placement" for that is most definitely someone who did not get the joke (two motorcycle dominatrix chicks staged opposite from each other under big prominent soft drink signs - classic!). I think the movie suffers from a minor contradiction - it's script is too dumb, but it's film-making is too smart. Yes, the story is crap, but you don't watch a motorcycle chase movie for STORY. If you sit back and enjoy this modern riff on Roger Corman, you might find a smile on your face. If you have the ability to appreciate the sly wit of smart visual film-making, you could find yourself cheering like I did. Worst movie ever? Ridiculous. Three 1/2 out of five stars, maybe more.