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Suits (2011)
The problem that many shows/sequels have
I honestly don't understand why ratings are so high. First two seasons are brilliant, then nothing but multiple repetitions of things and not so great repetitions. Looked like Aaron Korsh simply lost his creativity and used the word "bs" 10 times in every episode (one may think that is the most popular word among the lawyers). Gabriel Macht is great, Hoffman is annoying at times, Meghan is alsways annoying (well, no surprise, she has never been a good actress). In short, starting the season 3 the show was somewhere on the background while my wife was playing games on her phone and I was doing stuff on my laptop.... And yes, Aaron has zero knowledge about how psychologists work and act because Paula totally sucks!
P. S. Don't get fooled. Nobody cares about people. It's all about winning, money and making partners.
Death on the Nile (2022)
KB sucks
I liked him for his Shakespeare works but obviously he was too overrated in my mind. He SHOULD NOT HAVE TOUCHED Christie's classics. He is not Albert Finney or Peter Ustinov - both Murder in Orient Express and his one are terrible. Screenplays are bad, added characters don't fit, dialogs are bad, acting is next to zero. I wasted 4 hours of my time. I gave 1 star and that is too much for this crap.
Witness Unprotected (2018)
Why do they make movies like this?
One star is way too much for this (I can't even call this a movie). Is Fred Olen Ray a real director? Are those real actors/actresses? My God, Gianna DiDonato!!! My daughter is 100 times more talented...
Marry Me (2022)
Is it possible to make anything worse than this?
Turned off in 5 min...total cr... in general nothing to watch on TV anymore, maybe just "Friends" show :)
Also Maluma is 28 - he is too old for Jeniffer. Next time they should cast high school boy for her.
The Many Saints of Newark (2021)
Bad!
Other people say "the story is boring". Wrong! There is no story at all. Screenplay writer should go and pack groceries at Walmart.
The whole thing is 100 times below "The Sopranos" show level or I'd better to say it's on a kindergarten level.. If you like Sopranos, don't waste your time.
Halloween Kills (2021)
Worst thing to watch, waste of time
I'm pretty sure all reviewers with the score above 3 are still going to a kindergarten. Poor screenplay, terrible casting, acting is even worse, simply boring. Hopefully it realy ends next year.
Law & Order: Special Victims Unit (1999)
They are out of stories. Take a break, think on better screenplays
On top of all problems Mariska Hargitay with the face that takes have of the screen, should have quit a couple years ago.
Bad Boys for Life (2020)
So much money wasted! Why?
I realize this is not a movie for serious people. Chasing, fighting, helicopter's crash, etc... Usual stuff for 10 year old kids. I also realize that movies like this needed sometimes but... poor boring story, dialogs written by 3rd grader. One word - primitive! The worst thing is that the last sentence tells us there is going to be one more. Long sequels are for ...!!!
The Pursuit of Happyness (2006)
Shish...
The title is wrong - should be "Pursuit of Survival" and in real life things will be much worse (will be not would or could be). So acting is good, cry as much as you wish (I did too being in PTSD) but the story is the BS
Mamma Mia! Here We Go Again (2018)
Super poor but so many other movies...
Someone started his/her review as "I'm at a loss why there are so many poor reviews of this film". I have an answer - probably because you're not smart enough. The best review has been written by redb38 - it has only one word "Why?" A totally pointless film, horrible singing, the story sucked out of the finger, basically nothing but mocking ABBA's music. Well, if you're a woman and just want to squeeze a tear or 2, then ok. I'd rather to close my eyes and play ABBA albums
A Star Is Born (2018)
I'll be short
I really liked Bradley Cooper when he started, then less and less (probably not him but Hollywood sh...t, they suddenly decide to stay glued to a specific actor/actress, I assume whoever sells the most). After this movie all I can say - "Bradley, go an continue your Hangover sequel... 5, 6, ...178, you can't do better"
In Hell (2003)
Absolutely terrible
Van Damme movies have never been smart. They will not be remembered in the future. They just have been an entertaining....to kill an evening... But this one...Oh my... It's getting worse and worse, and probably should be humiliating to Russians (50-year old music and 100-year old dancing are really irritating, not to mention his awful haircut). Even fighting is not fancy anymore. Don't know what to expect from coming "Kumite" Oh well...