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Argylle (2024)
A times physically painful
Love Sam Rockwell, Catherine O'Hara, Henry Cavill, Brian Cranston, Samuel L Jackson, John Cena HOWEVER...were the directors only notes on this..."act baldly"? Also, Bryce Dallas Howard, as an "actress" bad enough but as an anxiety riddled novelist/figure skating/secret agent completely laughable.
On the whole, it was beyond average but there were literally parts that were too painful to watch i.e. Slow moving rainbow smoke shootout scene or the absolute lunacy of knife skates on crude oil.
Should've realized how ridiculous it was when Henry Cavill's dancing in the opening consisted of walking backwards and spinning in a circles... Meanwhile Sam Rockwell, who can dance, was reduced to first of all, dance with an average dancer and magically being able to hold Bryce Dallas Howard up performing the same ridiculous scene.