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1/10
Worst movie ever
1 March 2007
Warning: Spoilers
I already watch some pretty awful movies, but this is the worst excuse for a movie that I've ever seen.

The plot is so cheese that I saw the fist 30 minutes, skipped about 20 minutes and still understand EVERY line. I mean, in this 20 minutes that I skipped, didn't happen any this to the plot that I could miss! After that, I jump to the "movie's" end and surprise! Same thing happen! The ending was exactly that I expected from the first 30 minutes.

The only thing that any one could enjoyed about this crap is the HOT HOT HOT Krista Allen. She is one of the most sexy women of the entire planet. And with a bonus: she have this super cute Italian accent. Man, she ALMOST make this crap worth of been seen. I sad almost!

Save your self 2 hours and do what I should do. Skip the whole movie!
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Dummy (2002)
2/10
Boring little movie
12 April 2005
Before anything else I must say that I really like Milla Jovovich as a actress. She is not just beautiful, but a very competent actress. Prove of that is her work on "You Stupid Man", "The House on Turk Street", "The Fifth Element" and, of course, "The Messenger: The Story of Joan of Arc". But on Dummy, she tried to be a punk girl... It was fake, rude and ugly.

The performance of the rest of the cast was very convincing, specially Adrien Brody (Steve) and Illeana Douglas (Heidi).

The script it's kind of slow and boring. You wait to something happen to shake things up, but the changes are very slow and inexpressive.

If you are a patient person in a patient day, it's a nice movie. Otherwise, stay away!
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5/10
Not that bad
6 November 2004
Before anything, I must say that in despite of the fact that I'm Brazilian, I usually don't like Brazilian movies. They are poor and weak. But this one surprise me.

Technically the movie it's a crap. In both, the script and the scenes in self.

But the plot is involving and fun. The performance of actors was very very good and the timing was perfect. One thing that this movie is not is boring. It was fun and really was able of catch my attention all over it.

Still, one thing bother me huge time on the plot: For God's sake, the state of Espirito Santo it's NOT on Northeast! Wake up dudes! The movie was pretty nice, but watch out for the littles holes on the plot. In this case, a HUGE mistake.

I give 5 from 10 to this movie.
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The first before-and-after boob job
8 October 2004
'The Original Wicked Woman,' may be the first before-and-after boob job themed film -- Chasey Lain got hers done during shooting -- which adds a very interesting 'touch'. Chasey Lain's sex scenes are always quite natural and sensual, and she really seems to savor oral sex in particular.

Synopsis: Chasey Lain makes her hardcore debut in this highly erotic story of an alien woman who's sent to Earth to save it from destruction. Something about not having enough assertive women. Anyway, Chasey stars as the time-traveling alien who jumps from era to era and convinces some of history's most famous females to take matters into their own hands -- when it comes to sex, that is. Chasey looks absolutely scrumptious, starting the flick off with her natural assets before getting them surgically inflated midway through. She shines in her sex scenes, taking on P.J. Sparxx (as Joan of Arc) in a blistering lesbian liaison. Chasey also enjoys some femme-to-femme fire with Alexis DeVell in the flick's closer. The erotic high point just might be the opening scene, though, in which Chasey plays Eve to Tom Byron's Adam. The pair engage in a high-pitched tryst in which Chasey is as enthused and energetic as she's ever been on camera -- it's a stupendously arousing scene for fans of the porno super starlet. There's plenty more sex along the way, including a pair of throbbing three ways, but this is basically a showcase for the irresistible charms of Chasey, one of the most gorgeous gals to ever sex for the porno cameras.
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