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Sitting Bull (1954)
Skip this one...Spoiler Warning
Unless you are a big fan of the Italian actor Iron Eyes Cody, this one doesn't have much to offer. The subplot with Dale Robertson being rejected by his fiancée because he is demoted was irritating, that he takes her back after her new fiancée is killed is puerile. The historical blunders are pretty well covered in other reviews. The battle scene was sad, the same Indian was shot off his horse many times. The final shot of Custer, lying there with an obvious box under his shirt to hold up the arrow, was laughable. When they decided to have Sitting Bull arrive at the fort to save Robertson from a firing squad, they drove the final cinematic nail in this film's coffin.
The Headless Eyes (1971)
A movie that makes you wish time travel was possible
If only there was time travel, then I would pull up in front of the video store an hour before I rented this hogslop and I could have destroyed the copy. After a half hour of this poorly acted, poorly directed, and poorly written crapfest I was looking for a spoon to end my own suffering. Perhaps some can gain use of this as a means to torture 3rd world prisoners or riff on it mstk style, but for me there will always be a vision of Hell's video store with row upon row of Headless Eyes videos. People always claim they have seen the worst movie on these boards, but accept no substitute. Headless Eyes will make you rethink ever watching a movie again! Beware