Reviews

Look, I'd give it a 10 but then my review would just look like a paid shill. Zombies 3 was a huge improvement over the 2nd one. The songs are some of the best of the series. "Exceptional Zed" was fantastic and if you look through the reviews, even the bad ones, they mention this standout song.

"Alien Invasion" actually made me think about how scary that event would be. Lifelong lover of sci films but that opening song really sold the terror of such a life changing event.

And let's talk about. "Ain't No Doubt About It." Not only was the song fantastic, the dance where they aren't worried about anything while they were constantly in danger . . .just fantastic stuff. And I don't think that bulldozer dance was safe!

Addison finally gets a true solo in the series with "I'm Finally Me." Disney would be dumb if they didn't try releasing that as a single, or at least play it non-stop on Disney Radio.

The plot is pretty rough, there is no bad guy, threats and deadlines come and go, the movie structure is super weird. It seemed like they had a whole season of episodes and crammed it together into one movie. It's not hard to follow it's just odd. They mention Bonzo failed his driver's license test in the beginning, and at the end he is driving the Moonstone to the Mothership and someone says "Yay, Bonzo got his license!" lol that was a plot point? Why even include any of that?

But the music is amazing, head and shoulders above 2's lackluster soundtrack. I loved it. It was, in a word, exceptional.

The movie was a fun ride chronicling a backstabbing family and their thirst for power, greed, revenge, and justice. Each character has their own set of motivations and they are constantly trying to get to the top.

Over all, I'd say this movie is a 7 out of 10. But with a surprise sex scene featuring a topless Beth Broderick, this movie gets a 10 out of 10.

First off, a message to all sound editors: Stop using the Wilhelm Scream. It immediately take people out of the story.

"Ultimate Zombie Feast" is a collection of short zombie films and of course, it's a mixed bag. Most of them were just OK but "Skin Of Our Teeth" was great. Very haunting zombie movie. "Bitten" was good as well.

The rest were not terrible but also not memorable. And the first one, "Zombie and Cigarettes" makes the mortal sin that zombie/monster movies have been doing lately: Starting off with the ending. It completely takes away all suspense if you know the boy and girl, and no one else in the group, makes it.

A movie doesn't need an explosion every 10 minutes, but it does need something to happen. Act 1 is pretty listless, Act 2 is somehow even more boring, and then Act 3 builds up to an unexplained ending because (according to the writers) life itself is unexplained!

Maybe. And life can also be boring. But your movie shouldn't be.