Reviews

I want to give this a 0 star. I just wasted 81 minutes of my life that I will never get back, on this piece of crap movie.

It wishes it was Cloverfield or Blair Witch. It wasn't.... I feel like the producer, director and writers just took a crap in my cereal while I was eating it. They had to have known this was going to be a steaming pile of doodoo the moment they started filming it.

NOTHING HAPPENS and when something does happen you just look at the screen like.... "ok....... and then what."

I'll cut the actors some slack, but I sincerely hope the director, writer and producers never work in film again.

I want to give it more stars because Lucy Liu was a bad-ass and Russell Crowe was.... hmm well he was in it.

This movie was easily one of the worst of 2012. I couldn't wait for it to end, RZA clearly has some Asian fetish and just tricked Tarantino into sponsoring said fetish.

There really didn't seem to be a director, RZA's narration was competing with Sylvester Stallones level of incomprehensibility on top of his stoned out "acting". Aside from that it was excellent... but not really.

Summary:

A mentally challenged Caveman (RZA) gets his arms chopped off by Bautista, Lucy Liu scratches Russell Crowes balls, Oprah has ninja skills but ends up dying, there's a short boxer or something in it and he dies too... basically everyone dies.... it was all just RZA's gigantic Asian wet dream..... can't believe Tarantino sponsored this.