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5/10
Idiotic scifi
12 August 2023
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I'm a big fan from Scifi and the early Star Wars-movies were real masterpieces. Also the first two Guradians of the Galaxy-movies were very good but I can not say this from volume 3. Ok, the special-effects are great as always in movies like this but the story is childisch. A guy with special abilities unable to solve the problem to an experiment going wrong but the Rocket, a raccoon, does it without any knowledge at all? Come-on, scifi is not very realistic now and then but this is really to stupid for words.

Also the humor, which contributed very much to the succes of vol1 and vol 2, is almost not there anymore. And the bad news is at the end of the movie that vol4 will be there in the near future. Well, not for me, I have had enough and will not spent any time and money on GotG.
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5/10
Dumb action-movie
27 May 2023
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Come on buys and girls: a solid 8 on imdb for his piece of crap? What an unbelievable dumb movie with a stupid story line although the previous 3 movies have the same problem. But the action and killing in this movie is over the top and a certain point boring because of the amount of attackers and John survives evrything. Unfortunately because after an hour I was only thinking: my God, kill the guy and get over with this movie. There is no humor in the movie, the "story-line" makes no sense at all and all the action is way over the top. It is not entertaining but only annoying and I really hope the guy is dead, will stay dead and no John Wick part 5. What a waste of more than 2,5 hours....
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Plane (2023)
5/10
Unrealistic nonsense action-movie
8 February 2023
What intrigued me the most was that there was a Aviation consultant and a Pilot Consultant connected in making this movie. Well, they were definitely amateurs as almost nothing about the aviation-scenes was realistic. Very bad weather and a captain accepts the route right through it? A captain who leaves the cockpit when the trouble begins? A MD90 without any electrical back-up power which he lands on a muddy road whilst the engines are still running normally? A MD90 that can land safely on a muddy road with lots of holes in it? And after some magical repairs by the copilot can start its engines and take-off from the same muddy road? Nobody with any knowledge of aviation will say that this is more or less realistic. The rest of the story also contains some more flaws and the only reason I rate it 5 stars is because G. Butler is always nice to watch and the over the top action is decent.
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4/10
WTF?
27 August 2022
WTF? This is one of the dumbest movies I have seen in a long time. Dumb story, dumb action, dumb twists etc etc.

Unbelievable that it gets a 6.7 at imdb.... Also unbelievable that a good actor like Chris Hemsworth and Christian Bale wanted to play in something stupid like this but they got most likely a very big salary from the movie-company.. And they should pay me also quit some money for watching something stupid like this and wasting almost two hours of my life!

Dumb and stupid movie which I rate a 3.5 only because of the special effects, which are as always good but they can not save this terrible, abominable Marvel-product Do NOT waste time and money on this movie and it is more fun watching plants grow......
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3/10
Kids movie
16 July 2022
This is a movie for Kids of maximum 12 years old.

Dumb storyline with stupid twists, terrible "special" effects, a whining Thor, annoying statements that humans are even better than Norwegian Gods and Odin who looks like an old rocker who has been drinking to much booze and sniffing to much white powder....

What a waste of time watching this dumb movie and do yourself a big favor: stay away from this big fiasco!

You have been warned!!
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5/10
Idiotic childish movie
21 March 2022
I really do NOT understand the high score for this movie.

The storyline is idiotic and childish with monsters and spider-men coming from different dimensions all because some spell from dr. Strange went bad.

My God, what a piece of crap this movie... The special effects are as expected great but the rest is really a bunch of nonsense!

I love Spider-man, Batman, the Hulk etc but this movie is really terrible and I wasted 148minutes precious time.

Take my word for it: the best thing to do is to skip this movie and wait for something better to watch, which is not hard as there are not many movies as dumb as this one!
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5/10
Piece of crap
16 August 2021
I honestly do NOT understand that anyone would give this piece of crap more than 5 stars.

Childish plot, gore violence which is not funny nor realistic, unrealistic action, unrealitic fights etc etc etc.

Utter nonsense: YES YES YES Worth spending money on it: NO NO NO NO!!!!

Luckily for me I was able to download this movie so it didn't cost any money although they say "time is money" and it definetely was a waste of time and therefore in fact money.....
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3/10
Idiotic story and stunts
1 August 2021
The F&F-movies are not very realistic but this one beats evrything sofar....

Storyline-1 Realism in fighting scenes: 1 Realism in action scenes: 1 Number of flaws: too many Family mambo-jambo: very annoying Plot-holes: lots of them Opening for F&F 10: predictable

I rate this movie a 3 because of some nice cars, nice girls and cities but make no mistake: it is really a very bad, bad, bad movie!

If you still want to watch it after reading all the bad (but correct) reviews: waste 143 minutes of your life but waste no money on it....
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6/10
Over the top action movie with childish plot
17 July 2021
The Hitman's bodyguard was not a bad movie at all but it's successor is much worse. It is an over-the-top action movie with a lot of violence/killing which is too much although sometimes a bit funny. The plot is stupid and childish, as a lot of other reviewer already mentioned, and the scenes that are supposed to be funny are, most of the times, the opposite. But I still rate this movie a six because of the action scenes, the few funny moments in the movie and the occasionaly nice interaction between the lead players.

Watching this movie is not a complete waste of your time but my advise is to download it or to rent it cheap but definetely do not spend too much money on it....
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Black Widow (2021)
5/10
Another movie with stupid storyline and great CGI
12 July 2021
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All the negative reviewers are correct: this is really a movie with a dumb storyline which makes no sense at all. The girls are made of iron because they can endure evry punch and kick. Ever seen a boxing-match: one good punch and the opponent goes face down to the ground. Than the villain is hiding undetected in a city in the sky. Wow, the writers probably never heard of radar, spy-satellites and aircraft that fly fast at high altitudes. The special-effects and CGI are great but can not save the movie.

If you like sf-movies better watch "Tomorrow war" which is a real masterpeace compared to this piec of crap called "Black widow" ....
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About Hope (2020)
5/10
Predictable romcom
11 April 2021
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A guy is searching for the perfect woman, finds her and loses her.

And in the end wins her back with a lot of tears.

Ok, this has been done before in better ways so this movie is not really worth your time and very predictable.... If you believe in God than you will be pleased by the father who keeps talking about God and his will/ways.

If you are a non-believer like me you will be irritated by the religious mamba-jamba coming out of the mouth of the father.

In that case a goodadvice: skip this movie.
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5/10
Great special effects with unbelievable stupid storyline
4 April 2021
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The special effects in this movie are great and Kong looks really alive.

But my God, what an unbelievable stupid storyline in which really nothing makes sense.

In a movie like this you know that realism is far away but this movie is nr 1 in unrealism.

For instance going down in mother earth and the gravity reverses (WTF?) in a second crushing evrything going through. But Kong has no problem with it and the same for the humans in some kind of aircraft: ask a fighter-pilot what it feels like to pull 3G or more. And try to do it without a pressure-suit..... And than a whole world in the core of the earth?

Please, only make a dumb movie about Godzilla but not something stupid like this movie with Godzilla and Kong together.

The great special effects saved the movie a little bit and that's why I rated it a 5 but that is in fact to much.... Anyone giving it more that six stars should have a brain-examination.....
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The Tangle (2019)
4/10
Dumb movie
23 March 2021
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Ok, let's keep it short: at the time of writing this review there are five other reviews : a 3, a 9 and three times a 10.

The only honest review is the 3 as this is a dumb movie with an unclear storyline.

It is about the tangle, a system of nanobots, invented by a single person, controlling the whole world. Yeah, right.... Then there is a murder and a very dangerous man who in the end is more or less the good guy. WTF?

I understand that due to Covid there is no release of a blockbuster like James Bond but having to watch an absolute dumb movie like this, even for a sci-fi fan like me, is almost worse than getting Covid.... Do not waste your time and money on this ridiculous movie....
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Joker (I) (2019)
5/10
Slow and uninteresting movie
22 December 2019
I like the Batman-movies und am familiar with the Joker. But this long movie about the development of his character is not very interesting although the performance of J. Phoenix is outstanding. But this can not save the movie from not being very entertaining nor interesting and is way too long. I really do NOT understand the high rating on imdb.com as this is movie is a story of a twisted mind of a strange person with serious problems. And a lot of the scenes should have been deleted or shortened whioch would have made the movie a bit better. No, there are other much better movies und dear movie-viewers who give very high ratings: make up your own mind and do not follow the crowd who is yelling that this movie is great. Because it is definetely NOT!!!
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6/10
Another ongoing Marvel-adventure
7 October 2019
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This Spiderman-movie has a few flaws and one of it is that Peter Parker is a bit of an irritating youngster only busy trying to talk to a girl but evrytime he has the chance he's looking away. And very easy tricked and giving away a Tony-Stark device so dangerous that it is very farfetched he was ever entitled to get it at all. The story about Mysterio, fooling evrybody with high-tech illusions and drones, is pretty fresh although far from realitsic but okay it is a Spiedrman-movie. But the biggest flaw are the endscenes giving the movie an open end for a sequel. Again.....Why is not possible to make a stand-alone movie for a change?? And the last scene after the ongoing credits is absolutely a big mistake. Therefore a 6 out of 10 but it could have been better by deleting the last two scenes, shrinking the movie with 15 tot 30 minutes and by making Peter Parker not the pussy he is in this movie!
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5/10
Unrealistic movie with a funny Johnson
7 October 2019
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First of all I really do not understand why this movie is called F & F presents... because this movie has absolutely nothing to do with the previous F&F movies. Furthermore the story is a lot of unbelievable, unrealistic nonsense with Idris Alba as some kind of terminator working for a secret organisation. Dwayne Johnson is a always pleasant to watch and he was the only reason that I wanted to see this movie. Ok, Jason Statham is also most of the times nice to watch although he always plays a guy with a grumpy character. The stunts and special effects are off-course great but 100% unrealistic: take for instance the scene where Dwayne is holding the attack-helicopter by a chain. In real life his arm would have been ripped-off and I know it's just a movie but come on: its it impossible for Hollywoord to make a movie which is a bit more realistic? And, as with most Hollywood-movies, with an open end for a part two and probably three, four etc... This movie is not more than a 5 out of 10 and only because of the special effects and the presence of Dwayne Johnson. But is it worth your money and time? Your money: definitely not. Any of your time: only if you have really nothing better to do!
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The Beach Bum (2019)
4/10
Terrible and annoying
15 July 2019
What the hell is wrong with a great actor as M. McConaughey? Why "perform" in a terrible movie like this? No storyline at all and Matthew only shouts and drinks and is really annoying. It is not funny, it does not make any sense and as said the lead character is so unbelievable annoying that I was glad the movie ended quickly thanks to some fast-forwarding. It saved some time and luckily I did not spent any money on this dumb movie. becaause I downloaded it. So my advice: do NOT waste your money and/or time on this one!!! You have been warned!!!!
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Shazam! (2019)
5/10
Overrated movie for children
27 May 2019
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Once again I do NOT understand the high rating for a bad movie on imdb. In this case for Shazam! which is a movie for children aged around 10 or so.... We have a movie with a sorcerer, a bad guy and seven demons helping him and off-course a superhero. The special effects are good, the storyline is stupid and is lacking any suspense. The only funny thing is that this superhero is more interested in selling selfies for money although he has the ability to empty an ATM completely without any setback. If you like this movie you must be a young boy who is fond of comic-books. For serious movie-viewers is my advise: waste your time on something else!!
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4/10
Unrealistic fighting-movie without any story-line
19 May 2019
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Seriously guys? A 10 for this masterpiece? Or better: for this piece of crap.... The movie has no story-line whatsover (what the hell has the character played by Halle Berry to do with it and the what about the idiotic trip into the desert????) and there is no realism in this movie at all. Guys being shoty in the head two times and are still standing, guys getting beat with blows that would knock down an elephant but John Wick and others still keep on standing. The first Wick-movies were ok and although no great story much better than this dumb movie. the fighing keeps on dragging and dragging and what about the fighting with the chinese guy in a strange room full of glass: the glass shatters all the time as Johnny gets thrown around but on the other hand it can withstand the impact of a sable.... And in the end of the movie Johnny gets shot rthree times in the body, takes a long fall and bangs his head against a metal construction but miracously survives this all:brilliant!! No, anyone who rates this movie higher than a 5 is drunk, high or just plain stupid but my guess is that person is all three. John Wick 3 is a dumb unrealistic movie and a fine example of the crap that often is coming from Hollywood.
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6/10
Movie for 12 years old kids
7 October 2018
This is a childish movie probably very watchable for kids aged around 12. The story is utter nonsense as in too many Hollywoord-movies lately (f.i. The Predator). The only nice thing in the movie are the special effects which are really great. As said the story is stupid and with a lot of science hocus-pocus. Off course, all Marvel-movies have nothing to do with any reality at all but this movie is in that respect top of the bill. And the same thing as in the Star wars-movies: an open end so it is obvious that there will be another ant-man movie. I rate this movie a 5.5 but had to make it a 6 on imdb only because of the great special-effects but find it unbelievable that a movie like this is rated a 7.4 here... Watch it if you are into special effects, otherwise stay away and watch another movie or get drunk: both are better that watching "Ant-man and the wasp".
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The Predator (2018)
4/10
Movie with good action-scenes but stupid storyline
26 September 2018
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As most reviews already tell you: this movie is an insult to the original Predator-movie with goold old Arnie. The action-scenes and special effects are up to 2018-standards and are good but can not save the movie. Very sloppy and stupid story with a much decorated sniper who is emprisoned because he encountered the Predator. That makes sense..... His son, who has some kind of hearing problem which must suggest that he is very special, can easily master the special weaponry of the Predator, the female doctor reveals herself as a lean and mean fighting-machine and more of this nonsense. No, the events that happen are unrealistic, the purpose of it all is unclear and the story-line is very stupid. Unfortanetely, I watched this movie in the cinema and was glad that it ended after 100 minutes. A waste of time and money (even if you don't give a damn that it is an insult to the great Schwarzenegger-predator movie).
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Hereditary (2018)
3/10
Utter nonsense
23 September 2018
This is a dumb movie with some scary moments combined with scary music. But the story is utter nonsense, the ending stupid and the whole thing lasts more than two hours. The acting is pretty good and so are the stunts but for the rest it is a movie with all the known ingredients like appearing ghosts, strange sounds etc etc. Only watchable if you are so fond of horror or horrorlike movies that you don't want to see anytghing else. For those of you who have a nornmal movie-taste: stay away! And the 7.3 for this movie on imdb is an outrage!
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Peppermint (2018)
7/10
Reasonable revenge-movie
23 September 2018
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Not a bad movie and you can feel the pain of the mother, played by J. Garner, and feel her frustration as the justice-system does not help her. There are some flaws in this movie as f.i. that she can identify all three gunmen, sitting in a moving dark car from a not so small distance. And when she faces the drugslord he is able to stab her three times with a knife but than he runs away instead of stabbing her in the head (and than end of story). Also she is some kind of Rambo and it is unclear how she can achieve evrything she does. But if you put this all aside it is an entertaining but violent movie which is not bad and not good and therefore I rate it as a seven. If you are going to watch it: it is just a violent movie about revenge with some (big) flaws.
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5/10
Mixing all Marvel-characters created a stupid movie
11 September 2018
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I like most of the Marvel-movies although the last ones like f.i. Black Panther are not very good. But a 8.6 on imdb: Infinity war must be a great movie! Well, it was NOT and unbelievable that it has a 8.6 on imdb! Throw in all the characters you have from the Hulk to Spiderman and mix it with Black Panther, Thor and the Guardians of the Galaxy and than you have a mix which is not taste or good at all. Add a dumb story about a villain, who needs an iron fist to become powerful and if he succeeds in collecting six stones than he will be able to minimize the population in the universe, throw in all the special effects you can imagine and volia: Avengers-Infinity War is there. What a waste of time and what a waste of potential. Hopefully the next Marvel-movie will be a stand-alone again with only one or two Marvel-heroes in it because they now go the wrong way.
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Deadpool 2 (2018)
5/10
Strange movie which is all and nothing
5 September 2018
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Deadpool 2 is a strange movie. It is a mix of a comedy, although the longer the movie lasts the more annoying the character Deadpool becomes, SF and an action-movie. It has a lot of violence in it which in a certain way is funny but also is gross. The reality is not present and off-course in a movie as this it is more or less logical but mutants with superpowers which can be contained by a "Radioshack"-like necklace? Come on.... Then this Juggernaut who is so strong that with one blow a bridge and heavy truck are damaged but is unable to escape his prison? And than the "Terminator'-twist? Wow, that is the best the writers could do? No, this Deadpool 2 is a big disappointment especially compared to the first movie. Do not waste any money on this lame movie!
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