Reviews

The world's most deadly killers are housed in a special clinic with the utmost security (they use wooden doors with no locks). It just so happens that the worst one of the bunch escapes leaving a pile of bodies. Can he be stopped? A group of unsuspecting young adults hope so.

I thought this was going to be like Friday the 13th meets Con Air but that was far from what it was. Nothing really new here except for one scene where the killer rides in on a horse. I thought that was different, which got me thinking they should have done a Jason Goes West.

A girl with a fear of clowns starts getting nightmares of a clown being in the house. The clown kills her dog and leaves a balloon with a date and time on it. She finds out it wasn't a dream and the date on the balloon is when she is going to die. She has two days to figure stuff out.

This was a pretty crappy flick. The picture and sound was impressive but that was it. For one the clown wasn't a ghost but in fact a demonic clown. Clownorcist would've been more fitting . The clown wasn't scary looking at all and he moved like a gorilla zombie. If you can get past this you'll have to deal with the story not making much sense. She knows what time she's going to die but instead she keeps worrying about getting killed all the time. You keep yelling at the screen "you got one more day he's not going to kill you yet?" and the worst is we are supposed to be in suspense that she might die.

The violence is tame but there is a ton of jump scares and just as many clichés. Maybe it should've been Clichetergeist or sorry Clicheorcist. Maybe just forget about this one altogether that is obviously trying to jump on the "It" train similar to Circus Kane that just came out.

4 balloons filled with dog guts out of 10.

A couple and their son are having several issues trying to keep the family together as they seem distant and full of tension. While attempting this their house appears to be haunted with all of them seeing ghosts. What they soon find out is that they are the ghosts and they can't leave the house. They need to figure out how to move on before the creepy shadow creatures get them.

This had an interesting premise that was kind of like a serious Beetlejuice but it never reaches its full potential. It was neat how the ghosts still need to eat and sleep so they have to rely on whatever the living people own or get as groceries. The film however is an incredible slow, boring burner. I don't think anyone will watch this twice. It is a very depressing flick as well. The ghost family was lucky the other family never moved out which would've left them with nothing!

Some girls stay at a house for the weekend that has a few issues. The previous owner was one of Hitler's aids who escaped to the States. He had an amulet sent to him that was stolen from the French that would feed of hatred and fear. Long story short he kills his daughter and his wife kills him. This leaves two angry ghosts buzzing around the place. It's going to be a long weekend.

This one has a cool little back story but seems to keep the horror mild. Some neat effects are done with the ghosts which of course come with the jump scares. Mostly borrowed ideas all throughout the film but it still entertains. David Naughton pops up at the start as the new owner of the house. It could have been a lot darker of a film so we might have to wait for a remake.

5 violent dragging sessions through the house out of 10.

A couple go to a cottage and end up on a huge walk in the woods. He gets shot in the head which leaves the woman on her own , lost in the woods. She now must fight against nature as well as her mental illness to stay alive.

This one sucked bad. If you bang your head real hard and then watch it you might like it. For an example, she is in the woods equipped with a gun but somehow has to resort to cannibalism on her boyfriend's corpse. There is a million things she could've done, but she just walks in circles getting more insane by the minute.

The film does get on your nerves quick as the scenes get repetitive. They try and split it up by showing flashbacks of her past, but it can't stop the boredom.

3 sticks through the neck out of 10.

A man gets an old WWII era camera that he uses as therapy to get over his post traumatic disorders. He fires off ten rolls of film and discovers that in each roll of developed film there is a picture of someone dead. Every death depicted happens within a few days. He discovers one of the pictures is his fiancé. He tries to stop fate by substituting a life for hers but it only delays things a little bit. Before you know it he is a full fledged serial killer trying to preserve his future wife.

The film is a slight variation of the Final Destination series meets Shudder which is basically messing with death. This one pulls off the tension pretty good with some violent deaths. Fast paced with a synthesizer type soundtrack. The problem with this one is that it peters out near the end, almost as if the writer got tired Overall not bad.

5 hacksawed heads out of 10.