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Army of the Dead (2021)
Uh what
It was entertaining but really made little sense with huge parts left unanswered.
Like why were some of the 'zombies' robotic? And why was there past them down in the safe? Zack really is all over the place.
Crime Scene: The Vanishing at the Cecil Hotel (2021)
Wow, this is the worst
What a bunch'o finger pointing and generalisation. Why let a load of youtubers who primarily live off shock statements and speculation? barely any actal facts in this mock- mentary and the poor woman who's the subject matter is lost within the circus of accusing a man of murder when he's just a mental head. That's exactly how the west memphis 3 were wrongfully convicted on a witch hunt. Actually do some documentary work and not rely on drama hounds.
Alien Mummies of Peru (2019)
High hopes
I was intrigued by the title but the content inside was disappointing. Sound quality isn't amazing and sometimes difficult to hear the narrator or presenter over background noise or music added in.
Why on earth they went for full caps for the subtitles I have no clue.
The amount of cuts and fade outs are mental and leaves you spun out. As professional as they're trying to make it the feeling that this would be better suited to the realms of youtube hangs heavy.
Antrum: The Deadliest Film Ever Made (2018)
Jesus wept.
I watched this with my family. That was a mistake.
I'm not entirely sure if it was coincidental or not but the microwave blew up that night.
I've had a recurring dream that leaves my bed sodden and my temples covered in sweat. Watch with caution.