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FiveLeafClovr
My guitar skill have been commented on greatly, some people have said that i'd be the next Yngwie Malmsteen; who btw has been a tremendous influance, and i just wanted to brag a little :D
Anywho, i'm the lead guitarist in a band...can't really remember the name, soldier-something, non-professional and non-accomplishing garage band.
My influences include Yngwie Malmsteen, Steve Vai & Eddie V. Halen
Know you know me :D
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Reviews
Ghosts of Mars (2001)
Brilliant Disaster
As I sat down with my band back in May of 2007 we popped in the movie Ghosts of Mars. That was one of the greatest moments my band has had, and that movie soon became a sort of the "official Gone Postal movie".
Why? Was it the essence of pure theatrical perfection? No This movie had us laughing our asses of from the first time that horrible yet incredibly saucy actress Natasha Henstridge first opened her mouth. Somehow John Carpenter managed to take this film over the threshold that separates crap from brilliance. He managed to make a movie so bad, that it is simply brilliant. I guess the high points of this amazing disaster were when Ice Cube was telling the story of how he got there, and a clip was shown where he sort of jumps and runs at the same time in a room filled with mutilated corpses, with that priceless expression on his face that seems to say "I'm a bad mothaf***a'", I don't know how many times we rewound the tape to see that again, and then there was the priceless line where Natasha was trying to reach Jason Statham over the radio and said "Jericho, can you read?!"...brilliant.
Then there is the main villain. I don't remember a name to ever be mentioned for this Marilyn Manson/Nergal Behemoth idiotic character, who spoke to his minions, not by screaming, but by shouting much like a kid with special needs who just shouts a lot (not trying to offend anyone, but thats the way this dude sounds). This character was a head of a self-mutilating cult, much like Marilyn Manson in real life, and I have to say, he was just horrible.
I can't really go into details about the storyline...because I don't remember there being one.
This movie has millions of these horrible moments, which makes this a movie worth watching if you like making fun of bad actors (exept Jason Statham, he kicks ass).
4/10, just because it's so horrible it's hilarious.
8 Simple Rules... for Dating My Teenage Daughter (2002)
Beautifully performed...
This is my favorite TV show ever (alongside South Park, the Simpsons, Joey and That '70s Show)...what I love about this show is that the characters push every joke to the edge so it just keeps getting funnier as the joke goes on and that the actors just perform their roles so well and funny...and I really believe (even if it's mean to say) that when John Ritter "quit" the show (God rest his Soul) it really improved seriously. I mean, having the both amazing actors James Garner and David Spade coming in and having them fight and rip off on each other in every single episode have made is just plain sweeet. I watch these show a lot and I really recommend just sitting down in front of the idiot box on Fridays at 8/7c on ABC and just start laughing your ass off because this show rocks! 10/10 :D
Freddy vs. Jason (2003)
It wasn't the best
This movie was not the best...Quite the opposite...Of course it had horror movie comedy in it but Jesus Christ, this was indeed a lame movie...I mean it was such a pointless movie...like in the end where Jason holds the head of Freddy Krueger and you think he's dead, he blinks his eyes and smiles...what the hell...and please don't get me wrong...I am a huge horror movie fan, and especially an Elm Street and Friday the 13th fan but this was one of the lamest horror movies ever, man...even though Jason X sucked a lot more than this movie...so if you liked the original Freddy/Jason horror movies...then don't go see this one... For the love of god, don't go see this one... Thank you for reading.
Space Station 3D (2002)
Futuroscope
I saw this movie on the biggest screen in Europe , in Futuroscope Park; France, this summer after seeing many things fun there but seeing this movie in a bubble of some sort, that was pretty much the highpoint of my day. At first i thought this was gonna be like them boring space movies but this one actually made sense and having Tom Cruise as the narrator was not a minus. This is a movie about how great space is and how lame earth is, Tom Cruise goes on and on about how you can move things more easily in space and how you need to be a genius to become an astronaut and basically how great space is...now i want to be an astronaut but my teacher says i don't have the grades...anyway great film for everybody 10/10