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Snakes on a Plane (2006)
Two Hours of Crap-Fest!!!
What the hell is wrong with these kids? How the hell did this crap get so many '10's??? I thought IMDb was a respectable site and always thought that most users knew about good movies... but this garbage? Sure, movie's not suppose to be serious, but come on... this is some serious non-sense. Weak plot, bad acting, BAD CGI, and total-non-stop-non-sense! Yeah, Playstation 2 made that black kid learn how to fly an airplane... with a perfect landing! All the main characters get a date with flight attendants.. there's a big freakin hole on a plane..and nothing happens! BAD sophomoric humor throughout the movie and it was anything but, humorous. I can't say enough bad things about this movie. This movie was made for Grand Theft Auto generation and I'm sure they all scored this crap 10. By far the worst movie I've seen in the last 10 years, up there with 13 Ghosts.
Clementine (2004)
Beware.... this is bad.. really bad.
This is quite possibly THE worst movie I've ever seen in my life. I cannot believe all the positive reviews on this travesty of so-called 'film'. Only explanation to those reviews are that they're probably not native Korean speakers and therefore cannot comprehend what's really going on. Poor acting, poor casting, and one of the most unoriginal plot in history of movie making makes this movie a classic. Steven Seagal? Why? They spent more dough on casting him than the entire film making. Not to mention the first part of the movie... where Seagal is fighting years back... and it's somebody else! I think Seagal signed a contract where he CANNOT participate in a movie if his role plays over 5 minutes. They dubbed this garbage as a 'mixed martial arts movie' in Korea when it got all trendy all of a sudden, to target the UFC and Pride fans. What a disappointment.. There is at least one positive aspect of this film, at the end... a classic humor, I might add. Main character goes, "Taekwondo is a state of mind" with the worst Korean accent and Seagal touches his heart saying, "I know..." if this isn't the cheesiest line of all time, I don't know what is. It did make me laugh hard... so I got my money's worth on this one.